Peer review approves: lonely fruit flies hit the bottle

A screenshot of a legitimate scientific paper published in Science magazine from 2012. The paper's title humorously reveals a study finding that sexually deprived fruit flies consume more ethanol/alcohol. The formal academic formatting and prestigious journal publication create an absurd contrast with the inherently funny premise. Extracted text: Sexual Deprivation Increases Ethanol Intake in Drosophila G. SHOHAT-OPHIR, K. R. KAUN, [...], AND U. HEBERLEIN +2 authors Authors Info & Affiliations SCIENCE • 16 Mar 2012 • Vol 335, Issue 6074 • pp. 1351-1355 DOI: 10.1126/science.1215932