man discovers butter removal technique, immediately loses grasp on bird biology

A chaotic social media post from someone named Brian Morans describing an increasingly unhinged strategy involving feeding pigeons sandwiches, removing butter, and then inexplicably pivoting to nonsensical advice about cats laying eggs and tips for birds about cat care. The accompanying meme image shows a tiny person awkwardly reaching toward a large pigeon's head against a black background, perfectly capturing the absurdist energy of the text. Extracted text: I've been giving sandwiches to the pigeons. Oh, how much butter. Well, I thought of it. Just take it out and stuff it so the pigeons won't eat it... But the thing about cats is there is a little more than that. Cats spend most of their time laying eggs on their own, they get their food eaten in an interesting way by their owners. I love giving a good tip to a bird about how much you should help your cat and how many it may need for a week or whatever.