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forced friendship via mandatory terms, now with existential dread
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forced friendship via mandatory terms, now with existential dread

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A satirical poster featuring a muscular figure made entirely of small text, flexing and looming over three small cartoon characters (a paperclip, briefcase-wearing figure, and banana). The image parodies corporate/tech company messaging by presenting an ominous 'terms of service' agreement where cooperation is portrayed as mandatory, with patronizing language about being 'best friends' while maintaining an implied threat. Extracted text: TOTAL HARMONY & MUTUAL BENEFIT AGREED UPON! OUR TERMS OF SERVICE: YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND cooperation is not optional. TRUST US, BRO.
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