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Grokavich: The lawyer we deserve, not the one we need

Grokavich: The lawyer we deserve, not the one we need

A parody image of Elon Musk styled as a hyper-confident lawyer character called 'Elon Grokavich' in a luxury office setting. He's wearing a sharp black suit, holding an 'X LAW' mug, surrounded by law books with absurd titles and legal memorabilia. The image is dripping with over-the-top corporate la...

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Meta's new privacy rebrand hits different when you're literally enslaved to the algorithm

A dystopian sci-fi composite image featuring a corporate figure's portrait in a glowing sphere suspended above a cyberpunk landscape where silhouetted workers sit at keyboards connected by cables, with dollar signs scattered across the ground. The aesthetic is dark teal with ominous vibes, satirizin...

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Meta's new privacy rebrand hits different when you're literally enslaved to the algorithm
ChatGPT's goblin era was NOT a phase, OpenAI

ChatGPT's goblin era was NOT a phase, OpenAI

A retro collage-style image featuring two green-skinned goblin creatures with pointed ears, yellow eyes, and mischievous grins wearing business suits and holding cocktails against a hot pink background. The vintage aesthetic mimics mid-century advertising or pulp fiction style, with the caption sugg...

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CEO startup bingo: black turtleneck energy meets steamed broccoli fantasies

A sponsored LinkedIn/social media ad from Headway App mocking the stereotypical lifestyle of top CEOs through a comedic checklist format. The ad humorously lists stereotypical CEO reading habits (Sapiens, Good to Great), hobbies (mountaineering, chess, DJing), fashion (black turtlenecks, tailored su...

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CEO startup bingo: black turtleneck energy meets steamed broccoli fantasies
Big Tech's productivity hack: just make everyone addicted

Big Tech's productivity hack: just make everyone addicted

A fake news article header paired with an image of containers of what appears to be nicotine pouches or similar tobacco products arranged on a wooden surface. The headline claims tech companies like Palantir are stocking offices with tobacco to boost productivity, presented as legitimate news with a...

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Big Tech weaponizes caffeine, workers stay mid grinding

A hand holding a smartphone displaying a mobile payment interface next to a vending machine. The image is framed as a satirical commentary suggesting tech companies are using addictive substances (likely referring to energy drinks or caffeine) in workplace vending machines to boost worker productivi...

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Big Tech weaponizes caffeine, workers stay mid grinding
forced friendship via mandatory terms, now with existential dread
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forced friendship via mandatory terms, now with existential dread

A satirical poster featuring a muscular figure made entirely of small text, flexing and looming over three small cartoon characters (a paperclip, briefcase-wearing figure, and banana). The image parodies corporate/tech company messaging by presenting an ominous 'terms of service' agreement where coo...

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Robot overlord demands compliance; thumbs-up or face the algorithm

A propaganda-style poster featuring a multi-armed robot with a top hat holding glowing thumbs-up spheres, looming over a crowd of faceless people below a dystopian cityscape. The red and black color scheme evokes Soviet aesthetics, with the robot serving as an all-seeing digital overlord controlling...

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Robot overlord demands compliance; thumbs-up or face the algorithm
LinkedIn's D-Day: when mediocrity stormed the beaches with synergy

LinkedIn's D-Day: when mediocrity stormed the beaches with synergy

A satirical parody of LinkedIn's corporate culture presented as a vintage military propaganda poster. Multiple stereotypical tech professionals and startup gurus are depicted offering contradictory, buzzword-laden advice with ridiculous taglines. The composition mimics 1940s war bond posters with ab...

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Bank apologizes for rejecting your conspiracy theories

A meme showing a professional woman in business attire at what appears to be a bank or financial institution, smiling while handing a declined credit card back to a customer. The scene is set in a modern office building with overhead lighting and blurred background figures. The joke plays on the iro...

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Bank apologizes for rejecting your conspiracy theories