autistic superpowers include hearing the electricity grid scream

Someone's wellness brand confidently asserts that autistic people possess the secret ability to hear electrical currents that neurotypicals miss, complete with distressed stock photo for maximum relatability. It's the kind of pseudoscience that wraps itself in progressive language while reducing neurodivergence to a cryptid-tier superpower. The irony of medicalizing sensory sensitivity into something mystical while still framing it as a burden is *chef's kiss*.