girl your 'radiant wealth catalyst' is just a pyramid scheme with flowers

A life coach/MLM operative hawking a six-week 'mentorship experience' that promises identity and wealth through vibes and inspirational language nobody asked for. The brick background and flower crown aesthetic can't disguise the predatory onboarding tactics lurking beneath phrases like 'partners with me or my team.' This is what happens when Pinterest mood boards meet late-stage capitalism and delusion.