colon flushing for your big day ft. desperation marketing

A dietary supplement company has decided that what people REALLY need is pharmaceutical-grade anxiety about their digestive system, packaged with the confidence of a late-night infomercial from 2003. The marketing copy reads like it was written by someone who discovered both urgency and shame simultaneously, weaponizing bathroom insecurity to sell colonic cleansing to people with 'big days' ahead. This is what happens when supplement marketing meets body dysmorphia meets the weekend plans of someone who should probably just eat a salad instead.