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Multiversade: the drink that breaks physics and the FDA simultaneously
THE DAILY VOID
SEPTEMBER 26, 1973 EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL EDITION (OR PERHAPS 2073?)
UNLOCK YOUR INNER COSMOS!
FLUXITATE REALITY NOW!
MULTI-VERSE-ADE
SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: TEMPORAL DISCOLATION,
& SPANAIOUS DIMENSIONAL SHIFTING. NOT FDA APPROVED.
MAY CAUSE PARADOXES.