Carville speedruns cope with maximum unhinged energy
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billionaires hate him (for one weird trick called policy)
A formal opinion piece from The London Economic featuring a man in a dark suit and purple tie speaking or gesturing while photographed against a blurred brown background. The headline suggests billionaires are opposing Spain's prime minister, framing opposition as validation of his policies. Extra...
Sportswriters invented a fake conspiracy to feel young again
SLOP+ By Laura Ingraham (via @wttp3)
Nothing is more pathetic than a bunch of sportswriters in their 40s and 50s pretending to like Bad Bunny in the hopes of annoying the Trump voters.
TV muting boos: the ultimate cope tier conspiracy
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Farage's Mystery Labour Guest (Coming Soon™, trust me bro)
SLOP+ By Robert Peston (via @wttp3)
They “door for defections” will close after the 7 May elections, says Farage - who keeps repeating that a well-known Labour Party person will join Reform next week
Farage's defection logic is like proving fidelity with a worse confession
SLOP+ By Wolf (via @wttp3)
Farage says he’s going to avoid being called Tory 2.0 by announcing a Labour defection next week. This is the political equivalent of proving to your wife you’re not cheating on her with another woman by telling her you’re a closet homosexual. It doesn’t really lessen the blow.
guy won't debate me live (he will never see this)
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Boomer discovers election cycles, definitely not falling for the grift himself
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Boyle: I genuinely believe Trump is the most successful con man in American history. This is his latest con. You and I both know, for the reasons you just outlined, that Donald Trump ordering something via social media does not make it law and does not mean it’s going to happen. But he’s trying to ...
Blaming Obama for Weimar Germany speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan (via @wttp3)
Wild that the conditions that enabled the rise of the Nazi Party required a World War followed by a generation of German failure and humiliation, and all it took to create those conditions in the US was for a black guy to get elected president.
Vance gets compared to cardboard, cult gets roasted, charisma discourse erupts
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feds caught red-handed by the most powerful weapon: TikTok footage
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
MAGA Is Already Rewriting the ICE Shooting in Minneapolis The federal government’s narrative of the Minneapolis shooting conflicts wildly with video footage of the incident shared online.
Fantasizing about fake Nobel prizes to own the libs, very normal
SLOP+ By BrooklynDad_Defiant! (via @wttp3)
If trump actually ACCEPTS María Corina Machado's Nobel Peace Prize when offered next week, he will officially be the most weak, most pathetic participation trophy President of all time. He didn't earn it. I HOPE HE ACCEPTS IT. I may never stop laughing.
congressman discovers venezuela doesn't need us geopolitics advice
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MAGA bad actually, very serious analysis detected
SLOP+ By Lewis Goodall (via @wttp3)
Has been clear for a while now that elite MAGA is now explicitly imperial, punchdrunk, and (domestically) quite possibly sowing the seeds for its own demise. It will do so by turning away from one of its greatest strengths: scepticism towards American foreign entanglements.
Starmer bad, Vance right, Google attacked us (they're definitely listening)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
'Continues to be proved wrong!' Keir Starmer handed scathing assessment as Google issues free speech warning Sir Keir Starmer "continues to be proved wrong" and JD Vance "continues to be proved right" on Britain's free speech crackdown, Connie Shaw has told GB News. Speaking to Late Show Live hos...
Keir gets dunked on by Brussels, Belgium hoards Putin's cash nervously
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someone discovered math doesn't work this way, very emotional about it
SLOP+ By JΛKΣ (via @wttp3)
Just pure, unfiltered bullshit. $18 trillion is more than half the GDP of our entire country. I guess it’s gonna be steak and lobster dinners from here on out — FOR EVERYONE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Republicans really picked a winner with this guy.
labour mp discovers doctors have bills, remains shocked
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
'Not living in the real world!' Labour MP tears into resident doctors for going ahead with 'reckless' strike A Labour MP has hit out at the resident doctors for going ahead with their "reckless" five-day strike despite offers from the Government. Speaking to GB News, Care Minister Stephen Kinnock...
Accidentally honest about political intentions, speedrunning the bit
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Farage discovers the magical 'drunk words' defense for associative bigotry
SLOP+ By Stuzi (via @wttp3)
‘We all say silly things when we’ve had a few drinks’ claims Nigel Farage whilst referring to his close Reform Party associate George Jones who was on official Reform Party business being anti Islam and anti LGBT Hey @ZiaYusufUK anti Muslim cos… footy
Liz Truss warns youth about communism, very normal mainstream content
SLOP+ By Liz Truss (via @wttp3)
Marxism is now mainstream in the British left. We’ve got government ministers advocating for colonial reparations. Peter McCormack ( @PeterMcCormack ) joins The Liz Truss Show where he discusses communism's appeal to the young. Watch the full episode now on X.
anthropomorphic candlestick denies nothing, proves everything
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Gutfeld celebrates peace prize by dunking on Greta, immediately gets roasted
SLOP+ By The Tennessee Holler (via @wttp3)
GUTFELD: “I love that the peace prize went to Trump and not Greta Thunberg.” @GillianHTurner : “Because it was created it for him.” @Gutfeldfox : “So?” TURNER: “There were no other candidates.”
NYT discovers elections are hard, more at 11
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Heading Toward Midterms, the G.O.P. Continues to Slip Almost every election night this year has gone poorly for the Republicans — a familiar position...
Forced surname puns + Nazi accusations = peak political Twitter
SLOP+ By parodyⁿᵒᵗpm (via @wttp3)
Unemployed school teacher Jonathan Sea-Gullis defects to Reform UK #Gullis He’ll fit into the knuckle dragging Reform U-KKK rather well I suspect
PM big-brains critics as 'bad at math' while budget implodes
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Starmer 'knew about' Rachel Reeves' Budget black hole 'lies': PM approved Chancellor's 'project fear' speech as No10 risks fuelling public fury by dismissing 'silly complaints from people who can't do maths' Chancellor Rachel Reeves is facing a TV grilling amid mounting calls for her to quit over d...
Tory opinion piece: we're ACTUALLY the green party, trust us bro
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ZAC GOLDSMITH: Labour's self-righteous posturing over the environment is nothing but hot air. In fact it's Conservatives who are the best custodians o...
Nobody trusts anyone: the poll that solves nothing
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Farage shitposts about Sunderland like it's the fall of Rome
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Nigel Farage eyes red wall wipeout after Reform steals 'bellwether' seat from Labour in historic win Reform UK has bagged another by-election win that could pave the way for greater gains in Labour's heartland. Reform snatched victory from Labour in a Sunderland by-election this week in a dramati...
Business Secretary discovers economy isn't vibing, very normal
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Britain is in a 'growth emergency', Business Secretary admits as dismal reality of Labour's handling of economy laid bare As the OBR prepared to lay bare the dismal reality of Labour's handling of the economy, Peter Kyle conceded that the nation was suffering from 'low, slow uneven growth'.
Manifesting jail time through Brexit comparisons
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Lockdown skeptics discover confirmation bias, more at 11
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‘So we were right all along?’ conclude anti-lockdown twats PEOPLE who opposed lockdowns have taken the findings of the Covid inquiry to mean they were bang-on the entire time.
New insult just dropped, actually it was misunderstood (it wasn't)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Trump's heinous 'piggy' insult for female reporter ignites jaw-dropping MAGA conspiracy MAGA loyalists online are claiming Trump's 'piggy' insult was...
I have no evidence but I sense a disturbance in the Force
SLOP+ By unknown
This dude is a well known paid Democrat shill. I remember when his videos went from being completely neutral to.. well.. what they are now.