The Daily Slop

Independent • Authoritative • Uncompromising

POLITICAL-COPEREMOVE FILTER
Farage's defection logic is like proving fidelity with a worse confession
political copefarage slapstickanalogy gone wrong

Farage's defection logic is like proving fidelity with a worse confession

SLOP+ By Wolf (via @wttp3)

Farage says he’s going to avoid being called Tory 2.0 by announcing a Labour defection next week. This is the political equivalent of proving to your wife you’re not cheating on her with another woman by telling her you’re a closet homosexual. It doesn’t really lessen the blow.

Share:𝕏FR

guy won't debate me live (he will never see this)

SLOP+ By Mike Nellis (via @wttp3)

Stephen Miller goes on Fox News almost every night to call anyone who stands up to Trump “domestic terrorists” — and they never put him on with anybody else because he’s too chicken shit to debate any of us live. Guy’s a fucking weasel and a coward living in a bubble.

Share:𝕏FR
guy won't debate me live (he will never see this)
political copecon man conspiracyelection cycle discourse

Boomer discovers election cycles, definitely not falling for the grift himself

Acyn (via @wttp3)
Share:𝕏FR
Boomer discovers election cycles, definitely not falling for the grift himself
Blaming Obama for Weimar Germany speedrun any%

Blaming Obama for Weimar Germany speedrun any%

SLOP+ By Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan (via @wttp3)

Wild that the conditions that enabled the rise of the Nazi Party required a World War followed by a generation of German failure and humiliation, and all it took to create those conditions in the US was for a black guy to get elected president.

Share:𝕏FR
political copepersonality assassinationcardboard box energy

Vance gets compared to cardboard, cult gets roasted, charisma discourse erupts

SLOP+ By Candidly Tiff (via @wttp3)

JD Vance lacks a few things Trump has that worked in his political favor: Charisma and Humor. Trump can be funny and charming, like most conmen. Vance is just a lying arrogant asshole with the personality of card board box. The cult just tolerates him since he was picked as VP.

Share:𝕏FR
Vance gets compared to cardboard, cult gets roasted, charisma discourse erupts
Fantasizing about fake Nobel prizes to own the libs, very normal

Fantasizing about fake Nobel prizes to own the libs, very normal

SLOP+ By BrooklynDad_Defiant! (via @wttp3)

If trump actually ACCEPTS María Corina Machado's Nobel Peace Prize when offered next week, he will officially be the most weak, most pathetic participation trophy President of all time. He didn't earn it. I HOPE HE ACCEPTS IT. I may never stop laughing.

Share:𝕏FR

congressman discovers venezuela doesn't need us geopolitics advice

SLOP+ By The Bulwark (via @wttp3)

Jeffries: "Trump claims that he's going to run Venezuela. He's done a terrible job running the United States of America...The notion that he's going to run Venezuela and make life better for the Venezuelan people, of course, is belied by the facts as to what he's done as president here in the United...

Share:𝕏FR
congressman discovers venezuela doesn't need us geopolitics advice
Starmer bad, Vance right, Google attacked us (they're definitely listening)
political copefree speech hysteriagb news energy

Starmer bad, Vance right, Google attacked us (they're definitely listening)

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

'Continues to be proved wrong!' Keir Starmer handed scathing assessment as Google issues free speech warning Sir Keir Starmer "continues to be proved wrong" and JD Vance "continues to be proved right" on Britain's free speech crackdown, Connie Shaw has told GB News. Speaking to Late Show Live hos...

Share:𝕏FR
political copebrexit aftermathfrozen asset drama

Keir gets dunked on by Brussels, Belgium hoards Putin's cash nervously

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Keir Starmer's Ukraine plans snubbed by EU as Brussels approves mega-fund to fend off Russia Sir Keir Starmer's plans for how to fund Ukraine have been snubbed by the EU as the bloc instead agreed on a huge €90billion fund of its own members' money. In the early hours of Friday morning, Brussels ...

Share:𝕏FR
Keir gets dunked on by Brussels, Belgium hoards Putin's cash nervously
labour mp discovers doctors have bills, remains shocked
political copewage gap theaternhs discourse

labour mp discovers doctors have bills, remains shocked

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

'Not living in the real world!' Labour MP tears into resident doctors for going ahead with 'reckless' strike A Labour MP has hit out at the resident doctors for going ahead with their "reckless" five-day strike despite offers from the Government. Speaking to GB News, Care Minister Stephen Kinnock...

Share:𝕏FR

Accidentally honest about political intentions, speedrunning the bit

SLOP+ By Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)

Bonnie Blue has agreed to join Reform as an advisor. Her experience will come in handy when developing our plans to screw the whole country.

Share:𝕏FR
Accidentally honest about political intentions, speedrunning the bit
Liz Truss warns youth about communism, very normal mainstream content
political copemarxism panicliz truss energy

Liz Truss warns youth about communism, very normal mainstream content

SLOP+ By Liz Truss (via @wttp3)

Marxism is now mainstream in the British left. We’ve got government ministers advocating for colonial reparations. Peter McCormack ( @PeterMcCormack ) joins The Liz Truss Show where he discusses communism's appeal to the young. Watch the full episode now on X.

Share:𝕏FR

anthropomorphic candlestick denies nothing, proves everything

SLOP+ By The Crawl Tool (via @wttp3)

Did it appear to you as an anthropomorphic candlestick in your dreams and clearly say this to you in no uncertain terms? Also when is refusing to rule out something the same as someone saying they will do something? Of course he can absolutely refuse to rule out something.

Share:𝕏FR
anthropomorphic candlestick denies nothing, proves everything

Gutfeld celebrates peace prize by dunking on Greta, immediately gets roasted

The Tennessee Holler (via @wttp3)
Share:𝕏FR
Gutfeld celebrates peace prize by dunking on Greta, immediately gets roasted
political copemainstream narrativemidterm blues

NYT discovers elections are hard, more at 11

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Heading Toward Midterms, the G.O.P. Continues to Slip Almost every election night this year has gone poorly for the Republicans — a familiar position...

Share:𝕏FR
political copename pun abusekkk reach

Forced surname puns + Nazi accusations = peak political Twitter

SLOP+ By parodyⁿᵒᵗpm (via @wttp3)

Unemployed school teacher Jonathan Sea-Gullis defects to Reform UK #Gullis He’ll fit into the knuckle dragging Reform U-KKK rather well I suspect

Share:𝕏FR
political copeenvironment gatekeepingconservative defense

Tory opinion piece: we're ACTUALLY the green party, trust us bro

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

ZAC GOLDSMITH: Labour's self-righteous posturing over the environment is nothing but hot air. In fact it's Conservatives who are the best custodians o...

Share:𝕏FR
Business Secretary discovers economy isn't vibing, very normal

Business Secretary discovers economy isn't vibing, very normal

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Britain is in a 'growth emergency', Business Secretary admits as dismal reality of Labour's handling of economy laid bare As the OBR prepared to lay bare the dismal reality of Labour's handling of the economy, Peter Kyle conceded that the nation was suffering from 'low, slow uneven growth'.

Share:𝕏FR

Manifesting jail time through Brexit comparisons

SLOP+ By Dave Troy (via @wttp3)

Steve Bannon always said that Britain was a bellwether for cultural change in America, and that BREXIT was a prototype for Trumpism. Let’s hope this is true, because this time it means the perpetrators are going to jail.

Share:𝕏FR
Manifesting jail time through Brexit comparisons

New insult just dropped, actually it was misunderstood (it wasn't)

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Trump's heinous 'piggy' insult for female reporter ignites jaw-dropping MAGA conspiracy MAGA loyalists online are claiming Trump's 'piggy' insult was...

Share:𝕏FR

I have no evidence but I sense a disturbance in the Force

SLOP+ By unknown

This dude is a well known paid Democrat shill. I remember when his videos went from being completely neutral to.. well.. what they are now.

Share:𝕏FR