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Carville speedruns cope with maximum unhinged energy

Carville speedruns cope with maximum unhinged energy

SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)

Democratic operative James Carville goes full doomercope, confidently predicting Trump's imminent demise while simultaneously calling him a physically deteriorating mess and encouraging leaks. Peak 2026 energy—desperate political theater dressed up as insider analysis, delivered with the sweaty inte...

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billionaires hate him (for one weird trick called policy)

A formal opinion piece from The London Economic featuring a man in a dark suit and purple tie speaking or gesturing while photographed against a blurred brown background. The headline suggests billionaires are opposing Spain's prime minister, framing opposition as validation of his policies. Extra...

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billionaires hate him (for one weird trick called policy)
TV muting boos: the ultimate cope tier conspiracy
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TV muting boos: the ultimate cope tier conspiracy

SLOP+ By BonkDaCarnivore (via @wttp3)

I was talking to somebody back home and was saying how JD Maybelline is finding out the entire world hates him and they said he gets shown on TV a lot and it never sounds like ppl are booing that loudly. Rest assured, whatever feed you're watching is muting that shit, cause

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Farage's Mystery Labour Guest (Coming Soon™, trust me bro)

SLOP+ By Robert Peston (via @wttp3)

They “door for defections” will close after the 7 May elections, says Farage - who keeps repeating that a well-known Labour Party person will join Reform next week

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Farage's Mystery Labour Guest (Coming Soon™, trust me bro)
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Farage's defection logic is like proving fidelity with a worse confession

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Farage's defection logic is like proving fidelity with a worse confession
guy won't debate me live (he will never see this)

guy won't debate me live (he will never see this)

SLOP+ By Mike Nellis (via @wttp3)

Stephen Miller goes on Fox News almost every night to call anyone who stands up to Trump “domestic terrorists” — and they never put him on with anybody else because he’s too chicken shit to debate any of us live. Guy’s a fucking weasel and a coward living in a bubble.

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Boomer discovers election cycles, definitely not falling for the grift himself

SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)

Boyle: I genuinely believe Trump is the most successful con man in American history. This is his latest con. You and I both know, for the reasons you just outlined, that Donald Trump ordering something via social media does not make it law and does not mean it’s going to happen. But he’s trying to ...

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Boomer discovers election cycles, definitely not falling for the grift himself
Vance gets compared to cardboard, cult gets roasted, charisma discourse erupts
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Vance gets compared to cardboard, cult gets roasted, charisma discourse erupts

SLOP+ By Candidly Tiff (via @wttp3)

JD Vance lacks a few things Trump has that worked in his political favor: Charisma and Humor. Trump can be funny and charming, like most conmen. Vance is just a lying arrogant asshole with the personality of card board box. The cult just tolerates him since he was picked as VP.

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feds caught red-handed by the most powerful weapon: TikTok footage

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

MAGA Is Already Rewriting the ICE Shooting in Minneapolis The federal government’s narrative of the Minneapolis shooting conflicts wildly with video footage of the incident shared online.

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feds caught red-handed by the most powerful weapon: TikTok footage
congressman discovers venezuela doesn't need us geopolitics advice

congressman discovers venezuela doesn't need us geopolitics advice

SLOP+ By The Bulwark (via @wttp3)

Jeffries: "Trump claims that he's going to run Venezuela. He's done a terrible job running the United States of America...The notion that he's going to run Venezuela and make life better for the Venezuelan people, of course, is belied by the facts as to what he's done as president here in the United...

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MAGA bad actually, very serious analysis detected

SLOP+ By Lewis Goodall (via @wttp3)

Has been clear for a while now that elite MAGA is now explicitly imperial, punchdrunk, and (domestically) quite possibly sowing the seeds for its own demise. It will do so by turning away from one of its greatest strengths: scepticism towards American foreign entanglements.

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MAGA bad actually, very serious analysis detected
Keir gets dunked on by Brussels, Belgium hoards Putin's cash nervously
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Keir gets dunked on by Brussels, Belgium hoards Putin's cash nervously

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Keir Starmer's Ukraine plans snubbed by EU as Brussels approves mega-fund to fend off Russia Sir Keir Starmer's plans for how to fund Ukraine have been snubbed by the EU as the bloc instead agreed on a huge €90billion fund of its own members' money. In the early hours of Friday morning, Brussels ...

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someone discovered math doesn't work this way, very emotional about it

SLOP+ By JΛKΣ (via @wttp3)

Just pure, unfiltered bullshit. $18 trillion is more than half the GDP of our entire country. I guess it’s gonna be steak and lobster dinners from here on out — FOR EVERYONE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Republicans really picked a winner with this guy.

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someone discovered math doesn't work this way, very emotional about it
Accidentally honest about political intentions, speedrunning the bit

Accidentally honest about political intentions, speedrunning the bit

SLOP+ By Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)

Bonnie Blue has agreed to join Reform as an advisor. Her experience will come in handy when developing our plans to screw the whole country.

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Farage discovers the magical 'drunk words' defense for associative bigotry

SLOP+ By Stuzi (via @wttp3)

‘We all say silly things when we’ve had a few drinks’ claims Nigel Farage whilst referring to his close Reform Party associate George Jones who was on official Reform Party business being anti Islam and anti LGBT Hey @ZiaYusufUK anti Muslim cos… footy

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Farage discovers the magical 'drunk words' defense for associative bigotry
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Liz Truss warns youth about communism, very normal mainstream content

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Liz Truss warns youth about communism, very normal mainstream content
anthropomorphic candlestick denies nothing, proves everything

anthropomorphic candlestick denies nothing, proves everything

SLOP+ By The Crawl Tool (via @wttp3)

Did it appear to you as an anthropomorphic candlestick in your dreams and clearly say this to you in no uncertain terms? Also when is refusing to rule out something the same as someone saying they will do something? Of course he can absolutely refuse to rule out something.

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Gutfeld celebrates peace prize by dunking on Greta, immediately gets roasted

SLOP+ By The Tennessee Holler (via @wttp3)

GUTFELD: “I love that the peace prize went to Trump and not Greta Thunberg.” @GillianHTurner : “Because it was created it for him.” @Gutfeldfox : “So?” TURNER: “There were no other candidates.”

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Gutfeld celebrates peace prize by dunking on Greta, immediately gets roasted
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NYT discovers elections are hard, more at 11

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Heading Toward Midterms, the G.O.P. Continues to Slip Almost every election night this year has gone poorly for the Republicans — a familiar position...

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Forced surname puns + Nazi accusations = peak political Twitter

SLOP+ By parodyⁿᵒᵗpm (via @wttp3)

Unemployed school teacher Jonathan Sea-Gullis defects to Reform UK #Gullis He’ll fit into the knuckle dragging Reform U-KKK rather well I suspect

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PM big-brains critics as 'bad at math' while budget implodes

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Starmer 'knew about' Rachel Reeves' Budget black hole 'lies': PM approved Chancellor's 'project fear' speech as No10 risks fuelling public fury by dismissing 'silly complaints from people who can't do maths' Chancellor Rachel Reeves is facing a TV grilling amid mounting calls for her to quit over d...

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PM big-brains critics as 'bad at math' while budget implodes
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Tory opinion piece: we're ACTUALLY the green party, trust us bro

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

ZAC GOLDSMITH: Labour's self-righteous posturing over the environment is nothing but hot air. In fact it's Conservatives who are the best custodians o...

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Farage shitposts about Sunderland like it's the fall of Rome

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Nigel Farage eyes red wall wipeout after Reform steals 'bellwether' seat from Labour in historic win Reform UK has bagged another by-election win that could pave the way for greater gains in Labour's heartland. Reform snatched victory from Labour in a Sunderland by-election this week in a dramati...

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Farage shitposts about Sunderland like it's the fall of Rome
Manifesting jail time through Brexit comparisons

Manifesting jail time through Brexit comparisons

SLOP+ By Dave Troy (via @wttp3)

Steve Bannon always said that Britain was a bellwether for cultural change in America, and that BREXIT was a prototype for Trumpism. Let’s hope this is true, because this time it means the perpetrators are going to jail.

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Lockdown skeptics discover confirmation bias, more at 11

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

‘So we were right all along?’ conclude anti-lockdown twats PEOPLE who opposed lockdowns have taken the findings of the Covid inquiry to mean they were bang-on the entire time.

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Lockdown skeptics discover confirmation bias, more at 11

New insult just dropped, actually it was misunderstood (it wasn't)

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Trump's heinous 'piggy' insult for female reporter ignites jaw-dropping MAGA conspiracy MAGA loyalists online are claiming Trump's 'piggy' insult was...

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I have no evidence but I sense a disturbance in the Force

SLOP+ By unknown

This dude is a well known paid Democrat shill. I remember when his videos went from being completely neutral to.. well.. what they are now.

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