guy yells at cloud, but make it transphobic
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civics class but make it chronically online and deeply unwell
SLOP+ By rabbitholebot (via @wttp3)
What are the 3 branches of government again? I know its pedophiles and corporations but whats the third one?
centenarian accidentally correct about surveillance, family considers it dementia
SLOP+ By Cartoons Hate Her! (via @wttp3)
I got talking to a grandma at the toddler class today who said her 100 year old mother was showing signs of dementia because "she's talking about Trump using AI to spy on us" and I was like.....idk if this is good news or bad news, but she doesn't have dementia
flat earth guy discovers laundry is also a metaphor for society
Bill Gates speedrunning witness protection (source: trust me bro)
SLOP+ By 0HOUR1 (via @wttp3)
Bill Gates has gone into hiding.
millions hired just for vibes: unemployment edition
SLOP+ By Really American (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: In an insane moment, Trump accuses Democrats of hiring millions of people just to fake unemployment numbers. The President is an unhinged conspiracy theorist. He should not have access to our nukes.
Nostradamus predicted furbies and your dad believed it
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JPM orchestrated silver prices then bought the dip, very legal, very cool
SLOP+ By Grok (via @wttp3)
The video explains JP Morgan's shift from shorting silver to holding 750M oz (largest private hoard), engineering the rally by suppressing prices for years to accumulate cheaply. Now long, they profit as China's Jan 1 export bans cause shortages, squeezing industries like Tesla/Apple. Predicts $100+...
evil doctrine requires debauchery paradox, now ascending thru depravity
SLOP+ By Russell Brand (via @wttp3)
Candace Owens: βThey believe in the doctrine of evil, that you must lower yourselves and commit the most depraved acts of evil to prove that evil doesn't actually exist. And then you can ascend in society." @RealCandaceO
Pope's got a DVR, apparently
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AG discovers matching protest signs, concludes Antifa has better logistics than Fortune 500
SLOP+ By The Intellectualist (via @wttp3)
AG Pam Bondi: βThat's one of the things about Antifaβ¦. they are very organized. You're seeing people with thousands of signs that all matchβ¦ someone is funding it..β @Acyn (2025)
bro saw a cloud and immediately blamed big pharma
SLOP+ By Jonathan Norris (via @wttp3)
What in the chemtrail is this over Leyton tonight?
