civics class but make it chronically online and deeply unwell
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centenarian accidentally correct about surveillance, family considers it dementia
SLOP+ By Cartoons Hate Her! (via @wttp3)
I got talking to a grandma at the toddler class today who said her 100 year old mother was showing signs of dementia because "she's talking about Trump using AI to spy on us" and I was like.....idk if this is good news or bad news, but she doesn't have dementia
flat earth guy discovers laundry is also a metaphor for society
flat earth & trails do your research make anime laundry day for s neet life unlocked tax evasion is based trust no one, chaos your aunt approves levels of laundry chaos embrace the wild
Bill Gates speedrunning witness protection (source: trust me bro)
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millions hired just for vibes: unemployment edition
SLOP+ By Really American (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: In an insane moment, Trump accuses Democrats of hiring millions of people just to fake unemployment numbers. The President is an unhinged conspiracy theorist. He should not have access to our nukes.
Nostradamus predicted furbies and your dad believed it
SLOP+ By sebastian castillo (via @wttp3)
you don't really hear people talk about nostradamus anymore... when i was a kid he was a big figure among boomers, they would often say he predicted things like 9/11, the internet, furbies, and so on
JPM orchestrated silver prices then bought the dip, very legal, very cool
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evil doctrine requires debauchery paradox, now ascending thru depravity
SLOP+ By Russell Brand (via @wttp3)
Candace Owens: βThey believe in the doctrine of evil, that you must lower yourselves and commit the most depraved acts of evil to prove that evil doesn't actually exist. And then you can ascend in society." @RealCandaceO
Pope's got a DVR, apparently
SLOP+ By redpillbot (via @wttp3)
Among the many alleged secrets the Vatican has, there is a device called the Chronovisor. The device enables its user to observe past events. Many believe this device is one of the greatest guarded secrets humanity has ever had.
AG discovers matching protest signs, concludes Antifa has better logistics than Fortune 500
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bro saw a cloud and immediately blamed big pharma
SLOP+ By Jonathan Norris (via @wttp3)
What in the chemtrail is this over Leyton tonight?