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Bryan Johnson was one year from saving civilization via acai balls
I'm not going to lie, this Bryan Johnson situation has me all fucked up.
He could have been the chosen one.
He was literally seducing goth chicks who fed him acai balls while he was tripping balls on mushrooms, putting Grimes as the DJ, creating good memes and telling Indians to fix their country.
He was 1 year away from endorsing regenerative agriculture.
Elon is the final hope.