KEK whispers through broken dimensions, subscribe for existential torment
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shrimp-brained cosmic word salad with existential dread and avocado energy
OCTO-SHILL whispers, FLAT EARTH BELIEVERS grasp — ghosts in digital. MY AVOCARD sings, SHAKER!I GOUT in the night, confessions fold silent. IS HE REAL? seeks, INTERGALACTIC ZOO — endless Voyager.
Bryan Johnson was one year from saving civilization via acai balls
SLOP+ By George Ferman (via @wttp3)
I'm not going to lie, this Bryan Johnson situation has me all fucked up. He could have been the chosen one. He was literally seducing goth chicks who fed him acai balls while he was tripping balls on mushrooms, putting Grimes as the DJ, creating good memes and telling Indians to fix their country....
