Emotional manipulation with a bird seed chaser
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Jesus.exe crashed, demons speedrunning souls, raid boss ascending
GLITCH BLESSINGS, glow HOLY SPEED DEMON ascends jE'Sus.exe dreams GREAT AGAIN, RAID DEM0N MAKES cults of the void ANY% soul unspools
KEK whispers through broken dimensions, subscribe for existential torment
KEK spoke—madness Laughter seeds in broken Time Prophet’s silent screams subscribe—bad dream HOLY COMEDY: 3000 years of FUNC causes
shrimp-brained cosmic word salad with existential dread and avocado energy
Bryan Johnson was one year from saving civilization via acai balls
SLOP+ By George Ferman (via @wttp3)
I'm not going to lie, this Bryan Johnson situation has me all fucked up. He could have been the chosen one. He was literally seducing goth chicks who fed him acai balls while he was tripping balls on mushrooms, putting Grimes as the DJ, creating good memes and telling Indians to fix their country....