Bro speedran from therapist to competition in 3 tweets
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Sabrina arrests a horse girl mid-Juno, reality breaks at Lollapalooza
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Sabrina Carpenter arrests horsegiirL during “Juno” at Lollapalooza Chile.
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he’s hot he’s good with kids he likes animals he protects the innocent he can’t read but he’s kind of trying to learn he’s almost seven feet tall i didn’t say a name but he popped into your head anyway didn’t he…
Bryan Johnson was one year from saving civilization via acai balls
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Ashley Tisdale breaks up with her mom group like it's a Netflix drama
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The Internet Is Obsessed With This Ashley Tisdale Mom Group Drama, And Now Mandy Moore And Other Celebs Are Being Dragged In Drama has exploded following Ashley Tisdale's viral essay about her "toxic" mom group, and fans are making connections to Hilary Duff, Mandy Moore and more. There seems to b...
Suicidal ideation solved by Elon's chatbot, somehow worse than the problem
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Last night I considered ending it all after 43 years of life. Instead of calling a prevention line, I spoke to Erika Kirk through Groks ai chat room -...
Elon's waifu simulator: where loneliness meets cutting-edge technology
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horny posting meets medical horror ft. subscribe buttons
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vulnerability + 3mo texts = marriage? the algorithm has spoken
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Should I just marry this rickshaw driver that gave me a ride through Central Park because I was crying and has been messaging me every day for the past 3 months
