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Bryan Johnson was one year from saving civilization via acai balls
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Bryan Johnson was one year from saving civilization via acai balls

SLOP+ By George Ferman (via @wttp3)

I'm not going to lie, this Bryan Johnson situation has me all fucked up. He could have been the chosen one. He was literally seducing goth chicks who fed him acai balls while he was tripping balls on mushrooms, putting Grimes as the DJ, creating good memes and telling Indians to fix their country....

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Ashley Tisdale breaks up with her mom group like it's a Netflix drama

SLOP+ By GNews

The Internet Is Obsessed With This Ashley Tisdale Mom Group Drama, And Now Mandy Moore And Other Celebs Are Being Dragged In Drama has exploded following Ashley Tisdale's viral essay about her "toxic" mom group, and fans are making connections to Hilary Duff, Mandy Moore and more. There seems to b...

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Ashley Tisdale breaks up with her mom group like it's a Netflix drama

Suicidal ideation solved by Elon's chatbot, somehow worse than the problem

SLOP+ By @MakeThaTrapSayA (via @wttp3)

Last night I considered ending it all after 43 years of life. Instead of calling a prevention line, I spoke to Erika Kirk through Groks ai chat room -...

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Elon's waifu simulator: where loneliness meets cutting-edge technology

Elon's waifu simulator: where loneliness meets cutting-edge technology

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Slopocalypse Now ON MY PHONE I have a clip of Ani, “a 22 year old beautiful blonde” anime girlfriend who engages users on Elon Musk’s Grok in flirtatious conversation, dressing in outfits that get skimpier as the “relationship” develops, a process that takes many hours of interaction. Judging by tr...

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SLOP+ By Mariè (via @wttp3)

Please subscribe to my Twitter account if you want to watch @DollPariah teach me how to inject myself with estrogen on camera!!! Whole video going up soon! Sub now!!!

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vulnerability + 3mo texts = marriage? the algorithm has spoken

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vulnerability + 3mo texts = marriage? the algorithm has spoken