Sacred cacao ceremonies & speed-friending: touching grass the LinkedIn way

A UK wellness org has somehow commodified the entire psychedelic experience into a calendar of buzzword-laden events ranging from mushroom growing workshops to Ancient Egyptian death seminars. It's the spiritual equivalent of someone who discovered astrology at a dinner party and now treats cosmic alignment like a project management tool. The 'speed-friending' entries suggest they've imported startup culture directly into their consciousness-expansion pipeline. This is what happens when capitalist optimization collides with genuine spiritual curiosity and produces something that feels aggressively well-intentioned but vaguely exhausting.