Swiss bionic upgrades: when your prosthetics need a better warranty

A screenshot of an iMessage conversation from 2018 showing a hilariously crude message about someone named Sultan wanting to replace a 'bionic dick' with a Swiss version and seeking a different surgeon. The absurdist humor comes from the deadpan delivery of this completely unhinged premise as if it were a routine medical matter. Extracted text: iMessage [8] 2018-06-17 15:01:04 (UTC) Sender: Self ( e:jeeitunes@gmail.com ) Participants: Harry Fish ( [REDACTED] ), Self ( e:jeeitunes@gmail.com ) Sultan wants to replace bionic dick with new swiss version. Wants different surgeon iMessage [2] 2018-06-17 15:01:04 (UTC)