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Swiss bionic upgrades: when your prosthetics need a better warranty
A screenshot of an iMessage conversation from 2018 showing a hilariously crude message about someone named Sultan wanting to replace a 'bionic dick' with a Swiss version and seeking a different surgeon. The absurdist humor comes from the deadpan delivery of this completely unhinged premise as if it ...
Kate Bush has never seen a hill and it's consuming this man's thoughts
A screenshot of a Twitter post by Jacob (@Kealo20) featuring an interview excerpt with Kate Bush discussing her famous song 'Running Up That Hill.' The humor lies in an absurdist exchange where the interviewer reveals Kate Bush has never seen a hill, then insists there's one visible outside the wind...
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Boomer loses mind over child's questionable fashion choices
