One man's extreme discomfort is internet gold
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Swiss bionic upgrades: when your prosthetics need a better warranty
A screenshot of an iMessage conversation from 2018 showing a hilariously crude message about someone named Sultan wanting to replace a 'bionic dick' with a Swiss version and seeking a different surgeon. The absurdist humor comes from the deadpan delivery of this completely unhinged premise as if it ...
Manifesting a blood clot's escape from its fleshy prison
SLOP+ By Miss Ally (via @wttp3)
Somewhere buried in a clogged artery in the world's ugliest man, there is a tiny little clot struggling to break free I believe in you, little clot go, be free
