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Stimulate ur vagus nerve for $$$, studies show* (*results may vary wildly)
A product advertisement for Nurosym, a wearable ear device by Parasym that claims to reduce anxiety through vagus nerve stimulation. The ad features a sleek white and gold earbud-style device against a teal background, promoting mental calmness in 30 minutes daily with pseudoscientific claims backed by studies.
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Up to 20% off Nurosym
Nurosym
By Parasym
Calmer mind in just 30 minutes a day with Nurosym
Studies show a 35% reduction in anxious thoughts*
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