coherence.exe has stopped responding; keyboard go brrr about web infrastructure

SEO-ANXIETY-SPIRAL WEB-MCP INFRASTRUCTURE-FANFIC SEO-ANXIETY-SPIRAL AGENT-PANIC-POSTING OMG NOT NOT AGAIN! IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING? ROAR FOR NEW PARADIGM SHIFT SELL ALL KEYWORDS! DOOM-SCROLLING-THESIS WEB-MCP: REVOLUTIONARY OR DECESSIONIST? EXPERTS: "IT COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING" EXPERT'S AGREE: "IT'S EITHER THE ARES DIFFERENTIALITY HIS YOUNG TIME (ANALYSE)" NEW THING = OLD THING + HYPE