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Uncle refuses to ditch his kitten hammock sweater; aunts collectively lose it
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Uncle refuses to ditch his kitten hammock sweater; aunts collectively lose it

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A wholesome Reddit post about an uncle who refused to stop wearing his beloved 'beach bum' kitten sweater despite his sisters' attempts to set him up on dates after his divorce. The uncle's earnest, unbothered attitude toward his unfashionable but beloved sweater became a family clash between fashion expectations and genuine contentment. Extracted text: okitos Follow Nov 27, 2019 When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said "beach bum" on it. And every time they saw it they'd say "Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!" And he would just earnestly reply "This IS a very nice sweater!" Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass
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