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Angry fish delivers unexpected life advice with zero chill
A digital illustration of a deep red/magenta fish with a somewhat aggressive expression, rendered in a minimalist style against a cream-colored background. The text reads 'FISH SAYS' at the top and 'FUCK YOU ALL' at the bottom right, creating a deliberately confrontational juxtaposition between cute...
Kids formed a junkyard noise band with cardboard monsters. Peak chaos.
A group of children wearing elaborate DIY monster masks made from cardboard and paint stand in an open field with homemade musical instruments constructed from speakers, amplifiers, and salvaged metal parts. They appear to be performing or posing as an absurdist junkyard band, creating an intentiona...
German grandma energy disguised as wellness advice
retail worker celebrates getting verbally destroyed like a true sigma
A young female retail worker in a Walmart vest takes a mirror selfie in what appears to be a stockroom, smiling at the camera. The caption suggests she was playfully roasted or verbally defeated by coworkers during a break, and she found it entertaining rather than offensive. Extracted text: just ...
neighbor scolding husky like it owes child support
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My neighbor has a husky and all I just heard walking by their door is “you will not bark at me in that tone” lol. I’m so tickled.
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Mom's salad dressing gets the Gordon Ramsay treatment
A close-up photograph of a wooden spoon drizzling a greenish-yellow vinaigrette dressing into a glass jar filled with the same dressing. The image is styled as a lifestyle food photo with dramatic lighting, presenting what appears to be a mundane kitchen condiment in an oddly elaborate, almost sensu...
tiny mushroom people spotted doing mushroom things, very normal discovery
A digitally manipulated or AI-generated image showing three small, human-shaped mushrooms with white bodies and gray/brown rounded heads standing on moss in a forest setting. The image is presented as a fake news headline claiming scientists discovered this species in the UK, complete with a waterma...
Dad's new emotional support blob can't consent to this smile
lady seeking yurt, will paint, very clean vibes 🌻✨
Looking for a home, anything would be a consideration, house, yurt, wooden house, cortijo. Happy to do painting if it's needed. Rental up to 500 but depending on the home 🏠 🛖✨ very clean and peaceful lady 🙌🤗 PM me with any details, thank you 🌻
Chimp emotional support animal saves herself via friendship
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A female chimpanzee escaped from the zoo, and walked around the city, until she met a good friend and decided to return
28yo meows from window, accidentally exposes himself to neighbors, loves mom anyway
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good manners prevent orgies: a etiquette tragedy in one sentence
My parents always taught me good manners were everything, so the whole wild orgy scene never appealed. I mean the embarrassment of not knowing who to thank when one is leaving.
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Jesus drops holiday deals: 'Savior Mode' now includes 40% off your soul
Sweden invades UK with good manners and housing anxiety
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BREAKING: Sweden Launches Surprise Invasion Using Inflatable Boat And Extremely Polite Energy The United Kingdom awoke in mild confusion this morning as a small group of visibly well-rested Swedes were spotted approaching the coast in a modest rubber boat, reportedly on a mission to “take your job...
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Unicode bad, hyphens good, Christmas vibes, technical debt later
Just remember: no em dashes — or other fancy Unicode in banner text for now. Stick to regular hyphens -. We can properly fix the encoding issue another time when there's no pressure. Happy Christmas! 🎄
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Santa's awkward glasses phase: the photo nobody asked for but everyone needed
Boomer still hand-crafting toys while we doom-scroll, very inspiring
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WATCH: 100-year-old toymaker turns garage into holiday shop At 100 years old, everything Harold Yoak creates is made completely by hand. He turned hi...
listicle about curly hair gifts proves nothing is too niche to monetize
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Holiday Gift Ideas for Curly Hair, Curated by a Curly Hair Expert Do you have a special person in your life with curly hair that you'd like to gift? ...
koala takes the 47 bus, nobody asked why
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woman convinced tree is magic, invites cats to formal dining
Very small picnic with the kitties under the magic chestnut tree 🫶🏽
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lenny the deaf dog has logged off, please retweet
A social media post from Alora Yurts asking if anyone has seen their deaf dog named Lenny, with an ID number. The image shows an elderly brown and white dog being held, with the person wearing headphones and casual clothing in what appears to be an indoor setting. Extracted text: has anyone seen o...
Peak British self-parody: five lunges and umbrella twirling equals absolute madlad energy
Local man plays action hero, immediately regrets it
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Civilian who wrestled gun from shooter is undergoing surgery for injuries
Texas couple builds luxury goat resort, Frank evades death row via scaffolding
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This feral goat named Frank was about to be euthanized after wandering into traffic during a storm... until this Texas couple stepped in, built him a full-on western "Goatel" (complete with scaffolding for climbing), and now he's living his best life supervising everything. Who
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Conscious dads unite: because patriarchy needs a meditation circle
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even school safety signs deserve love in spain
A street sign in Spain indicating a safe school route with operating hours posted on a white-washed building wall. Below the official sign is a red spray-painted heart, creating an accidental or intentional juxtaposition between bureaucratic safety messaging and street art graffiti. Extracted text...
Insisting Christ needs help with his own holiday's branding
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UTK: Put Christ Back in Christmas: Join Us in London This Saturday This isn’t a political protest — it’s a celebration. A day to Put Christ Back Into Christmas. What’s Happening: • Live music • Opera singers • Ricky Doolan & his gospel band • Bible readings • Candles,
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Local mom discovers phones bad, starts movement nobody asked for
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NJ mom's smartphone delay movement spreads to 140 communities by promoting tech balance, not bans New Jersey mom Holly Moscatiello's Balance Project ...
indonesia achieves panda: local man very excited about baby animal
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He’s tiny, fuzzy and pink. Indonesia hails its first local panda cub. Indonesia celebrated the birth of its first locally born giant panda cub and ha...
local news discovers couples can get wet AND married simultaneously
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WATCH: The sweet story behind a senior couple's pool wedding Danny New explains how splashing around in the water sparked true love for one couple in...
hugh jackman visits school, everyone cries, nobody asked for this
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Rescued tigers go to Kent, nobody questions anything ever
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WATCH: Big cats rescued around the world find home in England Lions, tigers and other big cats are settling into a new sanctuary in Kent, England, af...
Dogs stealing the show at what's definitely a medieval dinner theater
A cozy indoor scene with a group of people gathered around a fireplace in what appears to be a rustic or period cottage setting. Two dogs are prominently featured in the foreground, one appearing to be a golden/reddish colored dog. The group is smiling and socializing near a lit fireplace with vinta...
Olympic legend vouches for the guy who stole his identity 30 years ago
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eritrean eats meet dumpster dj: 'fuck it, enjoy the madness' energy
ANANDAS MUNDO ERITREAN FOOD & MUSIC EVENT TOMORROW FROM 14:00 « Traditional Eritrean meal g Vegan, gluten-free and meat options • Drinks at the bar and fresh kombucha by the Kombucha Queen • Music by DJ Bicho do Lixo Thursday tunes. We feel like it. Fuck it, enjoy the madness.
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lost dog found after 4 days, emotional support emojis deployed
Mila has been found after 4 days! She is doing good 🤗❤️Posted for owner. This is Mila, she is lost from the vega in Tablones. She small and scared….please let me know when you see her?!🙏🍀🙏
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fixing wonka's cargo bike: peak internet randomness meets dad-mechanic energy
lady options and tractors: the crossover nobody asked for
Pleased can you do more ladies options (especially with dark backgrounds!) I really want the tractor option too!
Kazuya Mishima meets vintage Fastback: peak Reddit intro energy
Hey team, thought I’d introduce myself. I’m Fabian, here is me standing in front of my 827 Sterling Fastback, cosplaying as Kazuya Mishima from Tekken, on Halloween. Honestly a really amazing car, wish I’d looked into them a lot sooner. Hope to have great interactions with you all and post some mor...
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Crocodile Hunter's nephew does the foxtrot, tradition achieved
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Dancing With the Stars Crowns Season 34 Winners Crikey, winning Dancing With the Stars has become a family tradition. Robert Irwin and partner Witney...
breaking: man can move to music, civilization in shambles
Keanu can DANCE!
kind-hearted man demonstrates parkour skills through residential glass
Got to ask why this kind hearted man was jumping through a window 😂 😂
wholesome life tips suddenly interrupted by ominous threat
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The entire sidebar for us is" Birbs being birbsGo do a good thing today. Pick up some trash. Clean your room. Hug a loved one. Watch Dominion. Draw a ...