feeding a man to fish: the darkest productivity hack

Someone took a wholesome proverb and decided the real value proposition was casual cannibalism-adjacent violence for resource optimization. The execution is aggressively unfunny in that special way that makes you respect the commitment to the bit—pure shock value wearing the corpse of observational humor. This is what happens when edgelords discover the thesaurus and decide morality is just another proverb to logically deconstruct.