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Dad mistakes teen's condom box for EU compliance violation

By Matthias Schmidt (via @wttp3)
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Dad mistakes teen's condom box for EU compliance violation
I found condoms in my teenage daughter's room today I looked at the box and my heart sank "What are these?" I asked her "Papa it's not what you think" she turned red "What I think is these condoms were manufactured by an American conglomerate, and most likely are not EU certified" "But papa, we don't really use them... Jamal says he is allergic to latex anyway" Oh thank god I have never been proud of my little girl Even at 16 years old, she understands that EU standards exist for a reason That's the difference between European and American parenting right there We teach our children true moral values
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