telling your daughter she's unfuckable but don't worry, desperation exists
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mom vlogging hits different when garage breaks between diaper changes
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found this lady on tiktok who makes day in the life parent content except every few clips is her taking massive rips of a bong in the garage
dad secretly medicating toddler for optimal factory optimization
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Saving a bunch of adderall so that once my dumbass kid turns 4 he can experience factorio the way it was meant to be experienced
dad's parenting philosophy: 10/10, aviation record: 0/10
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Dad mistakes teen's condom box for EU compliance violation
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I found condoms in my teenage daughter's room today I looked at the box and my heart sank "What are these?" I asked her "Papa it's not what you think" she turned red "What I think is these condoms were manufactured by an American conglomerate, and most likely are not EU certified" "But papa, we...
3yo with pacifier and Instagram reels addiction, mom surrenders immediately
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Met a three year old today who was simultaneously using a pacifier and also scrolling Instagram reels where she appeared to be mostly watching those AI-generated cat videos. When mom briefly tried to take the phone back kid broke down screaming and mom just gave it back to her.
child develops underground cookie economy to settle 3rd grade poker debts
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Mom discovers parenting's one weird trick (adoption agencies hate her)
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Woman gives up her 7 year old daughter for adoption “This is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made in my life. Not doing student drop off anymore, not doing homework and not having to do bath routines”