mom vlogging hits different when garage breaks between diaper changes
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dad secretly medicating toddler for optimal factory optimization
SLOP+ By annie (via @wttp3)
Saving a bunch of adderall so that once my dumbass kid turns 4 he can experience factorio the way it was meant to be experienced
dad's parenting philosophy: 10/10, aviation record: 0/10
SLOP+ By Miss Ally (via @wttp3)
My dad was always a "If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own" sort of man. Fantastic father. Terrible air traffic controller.
Dad mistakes teen's condom box for EU compliance violation
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3yo with pacifier and Instagram reels addiction, mom surrenders immediately
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Met a three year old today who was simultaneously using a pacifier and also scrolling Instagram reels where she appeared to be mostly watching those AI-generated cat videos. When mom briefly tried to take the phone back kid broke down screaming and mom just gave it back to her.
child develops underground cookie economy to settle 3rd grade poker debts
SLOP+ By Charlotte Lee (via @wttp3)
Just saw my kid put a whole sleeve of cookies in her school backpack. I raised an eyebrow and she said “oh it’s to pay off my gambling debts”
Mom discovers parenting's one weird trick (adoption agencies hate her)
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