50-year-old DJ named Don ruins dating profiles with ChatGPT

A middle-aged man has weaponized the dating profile format to create an aggressively absurd self-advertisement that reads like it was either written by an LLM trained on Reddit or someone who genuinely believes Pot Noodles are a personality trait. The juxtaposition of 'Flaccid House DJ' (which sounds like a medical condition) and 'Chat GPT enthusiast' (the kiss of death in any social space) creates a bewildering portrait of someone completely untethered from social cues. This is what happens when someone mistakes ironic detachment for charm and decides Brighton needs to know about it.