Man admits he lies about meeting dead rockstars, somehow self-aware

A prominent figure openly contemplates committing a petty celebrity lie about knowing Elvis, fully aware he's about to do it. The statement is a masterclass in ego management disguised as humility—he flexes his actual star encounters while simultaneously confessing the temptation to fabricate another one. It's the kind of unhinged rambling that reveals someone living rent-free in a world of phantom celebrity friendships.