Neurologically rewire your skull shape with this one weird trick

A mock infomercial hawking the completely fictional "Skull Coning" procedure, complete with before/after head shots and testimonials from satisfied customers who apparently needed their brain-vessels rearranged. Some unhinged marketing genius realized that parodying legitimate health product ads with absurdist pseudo-procedures hits different when the visual language is indistinguishable from real scams. The "cram your neurons" tagline is what separates this from an actual MLM scheme by approximately three brain cells.