"I didn't consent to existence so I'm not consenting to taxes"
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moisturizer so effective it erased her from existence
A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger
One weird trick: presidents hate him (for breathing)
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
This whole fucking nightmare would be over if someone told Trump that Barack Obama could hold his breath for 15 minutes.
defending sanitation workers from rogue processed meats
