moisturizer so effective it erased her from existence
ABSURDIST-LOGICβREMOVE FILTER
One weird trick: presidents hate him (for breathing)
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
This whole fucking nightmare would be over if someone told Trump that Barack Obama could hold his breath for 15 minutes.
defending sanitation workers from rogue processed meats
Indecent exposure, what if children saw the cocktail sausage? Iβm on the bin manβs side in this.
