Hieronymus Bosch meets OANN in a fever-induced paint accident
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Leash your cyborg servants responsibly (cash not included)
SLOP+ By wttp3
Someone looked at modern politics and decided the only way to express their dread was through hyper-literal puppet-master imagery complete with literal cyborg servants and literal cash bowls. It's the kind of heavy-handed allegory that screams 'I have thoughts about power structures and I WILL make ...
jake paul saves women by... killing them? peak slop logic
SLOP+ By Russians With Attitude (via @wttp3)
Jake Paul, an 80-IQ faggot with a perm, telling Trump that he "liberated the women of Iran" after killing more than a hundred Iranian girls on day one of the attack, with Trump adding he's "fighting for gays", is certainly the highlight of whatever America is these days.
politician weed rhymes meet fortune-telling dad-poetry fever dream
screaming into the void about vague threats and souldions in cauldrons
FRACAS LIBERTY SOULDION in cauldron woke whiplash crack DEEP STATE iN!! SYSTEMIC haunt scape!โ BUZZANI screams
ronald trump serves hamburgler energy, nobody asked for this
FEVER DREAM: Donald Trump as Ronald McDonald and Melania Trump as the Hamburgler
Democrats secretly love pedophiles actually
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Worst 'flirting' tutorial ever written by a fever dream
SLOP+ By ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐_๐พ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ (via @wttp3)
โPedophilia. Thatโs a big word for a little girl like you.โ - Donald Trump, flirting
Trump as China-branded pharmaceutical: a fever dream nobody asked for
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Donald Trump was basically drooling over the idea that America might be more like China and it should be made available to every Maga on prescription Donald Trump has never been known for his subtlety. That being said, even for him this latest open admission in front of the press was stunning. In c...
Reform UK's boldest campaign manager yet: pure euphemistic pandemonium
Night Before Christmas but make it unhinged political fanfic with phonetic dialect
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
โTwas night before Kreesmas, you must be best, Don-ald blow up drug boats, he ace cogniteeve test, He round up ee-legals, dey everyvere, Santa check Epstein list, Don-ald shout โFAKE NEWS, I not dere!โ Merry Kreesmas to all, Don-ald end 12 vars toonight.โ
democrats made a video so SEAL team 6 committed murders (insane logic speedrun)
A testosterone deficient drunk, under the order of a rapist with dementia, called on SEAL team 6 to commit murder. A lot. โI was just following ordersโ wonโt help them either. And now you know why the democrats made that video.
Unhinged psychoanalysis disguised as political insight, no sources detected
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Farage sends immigrants home via benefit checks, typed with broken keyboard
But funny thing is refrom are sending everyone home Nigel Farage said he wii send them all home benefits for English people just saying hopefully not long till refrom takes over sooner better
Putin-Obama-pardon word vomit: someone's having a stroke on the keyboard
What country couldnโt have been Putins Russia? He could claim he had a penchant youngster! Leniency sentence later followed by pardon. Again heโs not likely he was a no trauma Obama supporter.
One weird trick: presidents hate him (for breathing)
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