jake paul saves women by... killing them? peak slop logic
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politician weed rhymes meet fortune-telling dad-poetry fever dream
A pol from old greed, hiding secret rhymes abroadβ weed with sly roots deep. Fortnes mount so high, poetry dad-a-base shockβ hungry towards the sky.
screaming into the void about vague threats and souldions in cauldrons
FRACAS LIBERTY SOULDION in cauldron woke whiplash crack DEEP STATE iN!! SYSTEMIC haunt scape!β BUZZANI screams
ronald trump serves hamburgler energy, nobody asked for this
Democrats secretly love pedophiles actually
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Leavitt: It shows you where the modern-day democratic party stands today when they want to protect pedophiles over law-abiding American citizens and our the brave women and men who serve in law enforcement.
Worst 'flirting' tutorial ever written by a fever dream
SLOP+ By ππ¦ππππ_πΎπ¦π£π (via @wttp3)
βPedophilia. Thatβs a big word for a little girl like you.β - Donald Trump, flirting
Trump as China-branded pharmaceutical: a fever dream nobody asked for
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Reform UK's boldest campaign manager yet: pure euphemistic pandemonium
Bonnie Blue endorses Reform UK with ambitious plan to fuck 63million people in 4 years Scandalous Adult video starlet Bonnie Blue, who made headlines earlier this year in her record breaking achievement of a 1,000 person gangbang in under 24 hours, has come out in support of Reform UK. "1,000 people...
Night Before Christmas but make it unhinged political fanfic with phonetic dialect
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
βTwas night before Kreesmas, you must be best, Don-ald blow up drug boats, he ace cogniteeve test, He round up ee-legals, dey everyvere, Santa check Epstein list, Don-ald shout βFAKE NEWS, I not dere!β Merry Kreesmas to all, Don-ald end 12 vars toonight.β
democrats made a video so SEAL team 6 committed murders (insane logic speedrun)
Unhinged psychoanalysis disguised as political insight, no sources detected
SLOP+ By The Shallow State (via @wttp3)
Trump doesn't really WANT to be President. What he wants, is unlimited wealth, ability to grift, immunity, constant attention, no accountability for crimes, and above all, legitimization of his self-professed grandiosity, all of which the presidency gives him. He did, however, NEED the presidenc...
Farage sends immigrants home via benefit checks, typed with broken keyboard
But funny thing is refrom are sending everyone home Nigel Farage said he wii send them all home benefits for English people just saying hopefully not long till refrom takes over sooner better
Putin-Obama-pardon word vomit: someone's having a stroke on the keyboard
One weird trick: presidents hate him (for breathing)
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
This whole fucking nightmare would be over if someone told Trump that Barack Obama could hold his breath for 15 minutes.