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Worst 'flirting' tutorial ever written by a fever dream

Worst 'flirting' tutorial ever written by a fever dream

SLOP+ By ๐•Š๐•ฆ๐•Ÿ๐••๐•’๐•–_๐”พ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐• (via @wttp3)

โ€œPedophilia. Thatโ€™s a big word for a little girl like you.โ€ - Donald Trump, flirting

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Trump as China-branded pharmaceutical: a fever dream nobody asked for

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Donald Trump was basically drooling over the idea that America might be more like China and it should be made available to every Maga on prescription Donald Trump has never been known for his subtlety. That being said, even for him this latest open admission in front of the press was stunning. In c...

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Trump as China-branded pharmaceutical: a fever dream nobody asked for
Night Before Christmas but make it unhinged political fanfic with phonetic dialect

Night Before Christmas but make it unhinged political fanfic with phonetic dialect

SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)

โ€œTwas night before Kreesmas, you must be best, Don-ald blow up drug boats, he ace cogniteeve test, He round up ee-legals, dey everyvere, Santa check Epstein list, Don-ald shout โ€œFAKE NEWS, I not dere!โ€ Merry Kreesmas to all, Don-ald end 12 vars toonight.โ€

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democrats made a video so SEAL team 6 committed murders (insane logic speedrun)

A testosterone deficient drunk, under the order of a rapist with dementia, called on SEAL team 6 to commit murder. A lot. โ€œI was just following ordersโ€ wonโ€™t help them either. And now you know why the democrats made that video.

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democrats made a video so SEAL team 6 committed murders (insane logic speedrun)
Farage sends immigrants home via benefit checks, typed with broken keyboard

Farage sends immigrants home via benefit checks, typed with broken keyboard

But funny thing is refrom are sending everyone home Nigel Farage said he wii send them all home benefits for English people just saying hopefully not long till refrom takes over sooner better

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Putin-Obama-pardon word vomit: someone's having a stroke on the keyboard

What country couldnโ€™t have been Putins Russia? He could claim he had a penchant youngster! Leniency sentence later followed by pardon. Again heโ€™s not likely he was a no trauma Obama supporter.

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Putin-Obama-pardon word vomit: someone's having a stroke on the keyboard