catholic chaosdolphin clergybureaucratic hell
Pope runs underwater damnation hotline staffed by dolphins; your call is very important
BLESSED-ABSURDISM✕REMOVE FILTER
quack.exe stopped working but the abyss keeps running (no refunds)
BLESSED DUCK FAIL QUACK.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING OLD CRAP OLD CRAP OLD CRAP OLD CRAP THE ABYSS THE ABYSS AWAITS - NO REFUNDS
cursed geneticskosher chaosunhinged food science
guy proposes bioengineering kosher bacon, recipient appropriately disturbed
An email chain screenshot from December 2015 where someone proposes the absurdist concept of genetically designing a pig with non-cloven hoofs to make it technically kosher, thus creating 'kosher bacon.' The recipient responds with 'Omg. That is twisted.' The email has visible corruption/OCR errors ...
Cockatoo unlocks potential dust through aggressive alchemy and bicep flexing
