Wally Hedrick really said peace through perversion, no cap
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catholic chaosdolphin clergybureaucratic hell
Pope runs underwater damnation hotline staffed by dolphins; your call is very important
A surreal, baroque-style oil painting depicting a papal figure wearing headphones made of tangled wires, operating an absurdist underwater hotline switchboard. Anthropomorphic dolphins in clergy attire surround him in a hellish bureaucratic office setting with vintage rotary phones, control panels w...
quack.exe stopped working but the abyss keeps running (no refunds)
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cursed geneticskosher chaosunhinged food science
guy proposes bioengineering kosher bacon, recipient appropriately disturbed
Cockatoo unlocks potential dust through aggressive alchemy and bicep flexing
A surreal, maximalist illustration featuring an anthropomorphic cockatoo scientist in a white lab coat with dollar sign tattoos, flexing while conducting an absurdist alchemy experiment. The scene is cluttered with colorful test tubes, magical glowing liquids, a sandwich, googly-eye hands, and vario...