Dolphin pussy jelly: where marine biology meets suicidal ideation
CURSED-KNOWLEDGEβREMOVE FILTER
Three people having three different conversations simultaneously
A three-panel Twitter exchange where someone asks an innocent question about orgasms, receives a absurdist non-sequitur answer about folding paper into bird shapes, and gets a completely unrelated response about oregano. The humor derives from the escalating randomness and complete derailment of the...
Wally Hedrick really said peace through perversion, no cap
A surreal, art-history meme featuring an abstract dark figure with red spiral eyes and red torso against a yellow checkered floor. The image appears to be from a modernist or surrealist artwork, overlaid with text about artist Wally Hedrick and his unconventional protest methods. A small figure labe...
Dolphins did 9/11 and built Atlantis, deal me in immediately
discord user breaks brain, achieves transcendent conspiracy singularity
A Discord-style chat screenshot featuring increasingly unhinged conspiracy theories and word salad, paired with an ornate propaganda-style poster of a figure holding a 'Roadmap to Mars Colonization' document. The conversation devolves from mentioning Claude AI sending signs into a chaotic mix of che...
corporate roastlegal loophole humorfood industry shade
McDonald's can't catch a break from burger truthers
A screenshot of a Twitter exchange where Pilgrim comments on McDonald's announcement of a new product (a multi-patty burger with cheese and lettuce) by claiming McDonald's legally cannot call it a burger. The joke references corporate naming restrictions or legal technicalities that would prevent pr...
astrology but make it nsfw: zodiac signs edition
A collage of various lips and mouths in different styles, colors, and expressions arranged against a starry night sky background with white borders. T...
ancient internet go brrrr, hackers bad, blue lighting intensifies
A dramatic meme combining ominous text about ARPANET domain hijacking with a cinematic image of a silhouetted figure in a hoodie sitting at a laptop in a dark blue-lit room, evoking classic 'hacker' aesthetic. The composition plays up the technological threat narrative with theatrical lighting and s...
Homer Simpson ruined music discovery and nobody even knows yet
A bright yellow informational post describing a prank where thousands of songs on the music-sharing platform Soulseek have been secretly edited to replace original vocals with AI-generated Homer Simpson singing. The text presents this as either hilarious or infuriating depending on perspective. Ex...
anti jokestonks energybiological mystery
chin up, we've cracked the evolutionary code (we haven't)
Goth girlfriend unlocks new skill: weaponizing boyfriend for roleplay
A selfie of a woman holding up a necklace with a small pendant while posing for the camera. She's wearing black clothing and has a slight smirk. Below the image is red text describing learning to 'bleed' her boyfriend for vampire roleplay purposes. Extracted text: I LEARNED HOW TO BLEED MY BOYFRIE...
Main character discovers truth via glowing laptop, cartoon badger approves
A conspiratorial collage depicting a man in a trench coat with neon sunglasses hunched over a glowing laptop, surrounded by a chaotic montage of British flag imagery, a cartoon badger in a top hat holding a pocket watch, monochromatic faces, and overlaid neon-green text boxes containing absurdist co...
musicians weaponizing harmony as emotional torture since Bach
bro really said 'let me speedrun federal crimes with forestry'
SLOP+ By π·ππππππ (via @wttp3)
Many have said that if you wish to hide a structure from the tax authorities / codes enforcement, you "can't" because of satellite imagery, drones, and so on. But I'm convinced it's not that hard. I have un unpermitted cabin on my uncle's land, and during a recent drone re-val it was not discovere...
grocery list goes feral at the bottom, dog and cat not found
A handwritten grocery or ingredient list on crumpled white paper placed on a wooden surface. The list contains food items like eggs, apples, milk, cheese, and various other groceries, but oddly ends with 'dog' and 'cat' - suggesting either a joke about including pets as shopping items or someone's u...
gatekeeping sea life like it's classified government intel
