Seven vodka redbulls and a banned-from-venue speedrun
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Cryptocrunchapp solves geopolitics with bar charts and vibes
A comparison infographic depicting US vs Iran military capabilities in 2025, presented as a confrontational matchup with portraits of political figures. The image uses bar charts to compare fighter aircraft, attack helicopters, rocket launchers, combat drones, and defense budgets, heavily favoring U...
AI animation meets MLM: guaranteed returns and revolutionary friendship
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Buying 2M Bitcoin with the boys while reality crashes
Find your soulmate at Flying J: a Zyn-addled manifesto
SLOP+ By Kristi Yamaguccimane (via @wttp3)
Here's my advice to single American men who feel hopeless about ever finding a good woman to marry: Take a month or two between jobs and drive across the USA. Stop at every Jersey Mike’s, Firehouse Subs and Jimmy John’s, and eat every meal during non-rush hours. Avoid cities; stop primarily just of...
shrimp farmer accidentally writes business plan on mescaline
An indoor aquaculture facility photo showing multiple circular shrimp farming tanks with white barriers and overhead piping. The image accompanies a lengthy, unhinged internet rant about indoor shrimp farming as a get-rich-quick scheme, complete with claims about 10,000x profit multipliers and dismi...
Godfather fears robot self-care, posts edgelord slop to Instagram
bro really said $75B scam speedrun any% + China execution arc
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Chen Zhi, that dude who made like, $75,000,000,000 from cryptoscamming and stuff, was extradited from Cambodia to China. The Chinese government released footage of his arrest & are treating Chen Zhi like he's Bin Laden Dawg, the Chinese government is going to KILL this guy
Built entire company solving problem nobody had, it's actually drugs
A Twitter post from Tero Isokauppila, founder of Four Sigmatic, explaining his business pivot with absurdist humor. He claims to have built an entire company around making drinkable mushrooms because nobody was asking for them, only to discover they taste good in coffee and have psychoactive effects...
Peak sigma grindset: eagle juice, stonks, and cringemaxxing
Cockatoo unlocks potential dust through aggressive alchemy and bicep flexing
A surreal, maximalist illustration featuring an anthropomorphic cockatoo scientist in a white lab coat with dollar sign tattoos, flexing while conducting an absurdist alchemy experiment. The scene is cluttered with colorful test tubes, magical glowing liquids, a sandwich, googly-eye hands, and vario...
BitGo announces they can now be boring in all 50 states
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Fold Launches Nationwide Bitcoin Services Across All 50 States With BitGo Bitcoin MagazineFold Launches Nationwide Bitcoin Services Across All 50 Sta...
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