Patriotic sandwich quest foiled by imaginary Muslim zones
BREXIT-BRAIN-ROT✕REMOVE FILTER
cold tea, scrambled brains, nonsense syllables = profit?
Tea gone cold again marbles, border jumbles spun— mind wires fray still. BREXIT BAG in frail Imulossse NATHILIBUSMA— lost in moss’s hush.
St. Judas presides over the most cursed prayer ever written
SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
The Reform Christian Church: Its patron saint is St. Judas Iscariot. Let us pray ‘Our Nigel,which art in parliament, Farage be thy Name; Thy fascism come; Thy will be done in Dubai,as it is in Clacton.’ As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.
