bro discovered the sun, more at 11
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Met Office discovers winter exists, UK loses collective mind
SLOP+ By LBC (via @wttp3)
Heavy snow set to batter UK as Met Office warns of freezing start to the New Year
11 cops, one bathtub, zero critical thinking
SLOP+ By Basil the Great (via @wttp3)
11 Police officers, mostly men broke into her house to arrest her while she was naked in the bath Why? Because she sent a text message that contained the word 'faggot' This is Britain in 2025
Columnist wakes up in cold sweat, decides entire nation must flee immediately
