Met Office discovers winter exists, UK loses collective mind
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11 cops, one bathtub, zero critical thinking
SLOP+ By Basil the Great (via @wttp3)
11 Police officers, mostly men broke into her house to arrest her while she was naked in the bath Why? Because she sent a text message that contained the word 'faggot' This is Britain in 2025
Columnist wakes up in cold sweat, decides entire nation must flee immediately
Why I woke up this morning convinced that everyone who can leave Britain should do so... before it's too late, writes PETER HITCHENS
