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UK police priorities speedrun: sugary drinks > systemic crimes
SLOP+ By 𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 ♛ ✡︎ (via @wttp3)
British man is set to be interrogated by police for pouring TWO GLASSES OF COKE at a Nando's. Apparently drinking too much sugar is a serious offence, in a country where grooming gangs and child rapists face near zero consequences. Doom Island.
Columnist wakes up in cold sweat, decides entire nation must flee immediately
Why I woke up this morning convinced that everyone who can leave Britain should do so... before it's too late, writes PETER HITCHENS
