government speedruns solving crises with cosmetic rebranding
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we got 1M applications and all we got was this lousy notice
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A stock photo of an official government/institutional notice announcing that something is now closed, with performative gratitude to the million people who bothered applying before the window slammed shut. The kind of content that screams "compliance department designed this," featuring the desperat...
extending the grift: unvaccinated martyrs get another year
SLOP+ By Secretary of War Pete Hegseth (via @wttp3)
A government department is apparently doubling down on rehiring people fired for refusing COVID vaccines, framing them as noble "Warriors of Conscience" being persecuted by Biden's phantom regime. The bureaucratic language mixed with grievance politics creates peak middle-manager revolutionary energ...
UK vision check drama: coroners fear old people gaming the system
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Elderly drivers over the age of 70 have to have their sight checked every three years by law under new plans Motorists aged 70 and above can no longe...
CA plays 4D chess with trucker licenses, feds clutch pearls
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
California defies deadline on immigrant trucker licenses as feds threaten funding cuts California delays crackdown on immigrant commercial driver's licenses until March, defying federal deadline and risking $160 million in funding cuts.
feds investigate if helping poor people is actually discrimination
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HUD launches civil rights investigation into Boston’s DEI housing policies over alleged racial discrimination HUD launches investigation into DEI housing practices in Boston, Massachusetts, alleging the city's race-based preferences violate federal anti-discrimination laws.
FCC discovers China exists, forms committee to discuss it solemnly
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
FCC, state AGs to join forces in crackdown on China-linked communications technology The FCC and several states are creating a formal partnership to ...
School trades fines for PowerPoint: the ultimate participation trophy
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School replaces truancy fines with 'attendance awareness courses' for parents Netley Primary School in Camden, North London , is asking parents at ri...
Government discovers QR codes can solve all problems, implements in 2026
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Shop owners selling illegal vapes set to face jail and £10k fine in fresh crackdown Shop owners caught selling illegal vapes will be jailed and face a £10,000 in a fresh crackdown set to be unveiled in the Budget. Rachel Reeves will hand border officers and tax officials greater powers to tackle ...
