swampy zen f*cks and menopausal existential dread walk into a robe
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incoherent wealth anxiety meets broken keyboard energy
big tech brainblast slow slop accelereted haunting data clouds WEALTH HOARDER! OLD MAN WEFER SEMOUFFLES red flag alert broken facebook take chronic online screams abalitl mad cash
god put me on earth to be a woman in music (girls in a van stole my phone)
A deeply unhinged private message from someone named Mike to Cody Critcheloe, consisting of a stream-of-consciousness rant mixing surreal imagery (ocean, throbbing, global markets), existential crisis about being a woman in music, random philosophical statements, and an alarming claim about girls in...
McAfee's greatest hit: encryption is fake, change ur email bi-weekly
guitarist cucked vocalist, drummer dead, metal album incoming—pure spite fuel
A Facebook post from the band Witchrot announcing an extended hiatus due to the guitarist having an affair with the lead singer's girlfriend of 7 years. The post dramatically promises vengeful, hate-fueled music in the future while casually mentioning the drummer's death as an afterthought. The tona...