ceiling-naked-women discourse hits different when framed as presidential
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Four horsemen of awkward British politics called to unite via vague pep talk
SLOP+ By 𝕁𝕆 (via @wttp3)
Jeff Banks calls on 4 great men, Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe, Ben Habib and Tommy Robinson, to bury the hatchet, stop messing around ,and come together to make Britain great again....
Modi said no to Trump's phonecall clout-chasing, apparently
SLOP+ By The Analyzer (News Updates) (via @wttp3)
Two days back, Trump: "Modi called me & said, Sir May I see you?" — Today, Trump's Commerce Sec: "I set the deal up. But you had to have Modi call President Trump. Modi didn't call" Good. Modi didn't give Trump chance to steal CREDIT again. Chad move
Vance enslaved by gay foreigner, absolutely unhinged political RPG fanfic
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Ben Rhodes speedruns geopolitical conspiracy before editor cuts feed
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#BREAKING: Ben Rhodes to Hayes: “…we may look back at this era, and Trump is the B-story, the A-story is actually the consolidation of power in a very small number of hands among these tech CEOs, and what is Trump giving in exchange for all this, is the complete DEREGULATION of
leaked walker era begins, AI regulations somehow involved
SLOP+ By Keith Edwards (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: an image has leaked showing Trump using a walker moments after he signed an executive order banning states from regulating AI
Hiring advisor to destroy country, very normal governance
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guy predicts future empires while confidently not understanding them
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Pt.2 **So,** do I think another regime will one day grow in relative reach beyond that of the Roman Empire or 1950's America? Yes, I absolutely do...
Anonymous insider drops wildest fanfic, actually dot com
SLOP+ By Miles Taylor (via @wttp3)
I spent two years in the Trump administration. During that time, I saw how the president handled national security decisions. One of my biggest takeaways was this: He fantasized regularly about maiming & killing unarmed civilians. Actually.
trinity of vibes: beauty, class, and divine white house makeover energy
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cognitive test flex that lived in someone's head rent-free
SLOP+ By ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump (via @wttp3)
LMFAO! President Trump wrapped up his Air Force One press avail by absolutely HUMILIATING every reporter in the room. REPORTERS: Hammering him about his MRI TRUMP: “It wasn’t on the brain, because I took a cognitive test and ACED it. Which YOU would be incapable of doing. YOU too!” Pure dominanc...
Fabricated expletives & name-calling dressed up as political commentary
SLOP+ By Not Your Average Liberal (via @wttp3)
The White House Christmas Tree was delivered yesterday…. Never forget what this Prostitute, Mistress, Mail Order Bride said last time she was in the White House. “Who Gives A Fuck About Christmas”… “What about the Children that were separated”…. “Give me a Fucking Break” - Melania Trump
