Rubio allegedly having a normal one while everyone schemes
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ceiling-naked-women discourse hits different when framed as presidential
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American President Asking his best friend Jeffrey Epstein that he should have naked women spinning on the ceiling at the Sex Island. Epstein laughs at his best clients request! Americans voted him President. Americans are idiots
Four horsemen of awkward British politics called to unite via vague pep talk
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Jeff Banks calls on 4 great men, Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe, Ben Habib and Tommy Robinson, to bury the hatchet, stop messing around ,and come together to make Britain great again....
Modi said no to Trump's phonecall clout-chasing, apparently
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Vance enslaved by gay foreigner, absolutely unhinged political RPG fanfic
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JD Vance is enslaved by a GAY FOREIGNER. Absolute Chud.
Ben Rhodes speedruns geopolitical conspiracy before editor cuts feed
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#BREAKING: Ben Rhodes to Hayes: “…we may look back at this era, and Trump is the B-story, the A-story is actually the consolidation of power in a very small number of hands among these tech CEOs, and what is Trump giving in exchange for all this, is the complete DEREGULATION of
leaked walker era begins, AI regulations somehow involved
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Hiring advisor to destroy country, very normal governance
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Bonnie Blue has agreed to join Reform as an advisor. Her experience will come in handy when developing our plans to screw the whole country.
guy predicts future empires while confidently not understanding them
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Pt.2 **So,** do I think another regime will one day grow in relative reach beyond that of the Roman Empire or 1950's America? Yes, I absolutely do...
Anonymous insider drops wildest fanfic, actually dot com
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trinity of vibes: beauty, class, and divine white house makeover energy
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Bringing beauty, class and Jesus back to the White House this year.
cognitive test flex that lived in someone's head rent-free
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LMFAO! President Trump wrapped up his Air Force One press avail by absolutely HUMILIATING every reporter in the room. REPORTERS: Hammering him about his MRI TRUMP: “It wasn’t on the brain, because I took a cognitive test and ACED it. Which YOU would be incapable of doing. YOU too!” Pure dominanc...
Fabricated expletives & name-calling dressed up as political commentary
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