Four horsemen of awkward British politics called to unite via vague pep talk
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Modi said no to Trump's phonecall clout-chasing, apparently
SLOP+ By The Analyzer (News Updates) (via @wttp3)
Two days back, Trump: "Modi called me & said, Sir May I see you?" — Today, Trump's Commerce Sec: "I set the deal up. But you had to have Modi call President Trump. Modi didn't call" Good. Modi didn't give Trump chance to steal CREDIT again. Chad move
Vance enslaved by gay foreigner, absolutely unhinged political RPG fanfic
SLOP+ By Spencer Hakimian (via @wttp3)
JD Vance is enslaved by a GAY FOREIGNER. Absolute Chud.
Ben Rhodes speedruns geopolitical conspiracy before editor cuts feed
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leaked walker era begins, AI regulations somehow involved
SLOP+ By Keith Edwards (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: an image has leaked showing Trump using a walker moments after he signed an executive order banning states from regulating AI
Hiring advisor to destroy country, very normal governance
SLOP+ By Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)
Bonnie Blue has agreed to join Reform as an advisor. Her experience will come in handy when developing our plans to screw the whole country.
guy predicts future empires while confidently not understanding them
SLOP+ By Apprehensive-Let3348
Pt.2 **So,** do I think another regime will one day grow in relative reach beyond that of the Roman Empire or 1950's America? Yes, I absolutely do...
Anonymous insider drops wildest fanfic, actually dot com
SLOP+ By Miles Taylor (via @wttp3)
I spent two years in the Trump administration. During that time, I saw how the president handled national security decisions. One of my biggest takeaways was this: He fantasized regularly about maiming & killing unarmed civilians. Actually.
trinity of vibes: beauty, class, and divine white house makeover energy
SLOP+ By Trump Lover (via @wttp3)
Bringing beauty, class and Jesus back to the White House this year.
cognitive test flex that lived in someone's head rent-free
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Fabricated expletives & name-calling dressed up as political commentary
SLOP+ By Not Your Average Liberal (via @wttp3)
The White House Christmas Tree was delivered yesterday…. Never forget what this Prostitute, Mistress, Mail Order Bride said last time she was in the White House. “Who Gives A Fuck About Christmas”… “What about the Children that were separated”…. “Give me a Fucking Break” - Melania Trump