dad's mystery box content remains unsolved, horny jail awaits
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unfinished story about babysitting spade, leaves us hanging like a true slop lord
SLOP+ By Ames (via @wttp3)
Fun fact: when I worked PR in Vegas, one of my assignments was “babysitting” David Spade on New Years Eve until his show started at the Venetian. I took him and his girlfriend (a famous Aussie actress) to a lounge for a drink, and the manager was a dick. He didn’t recognize
rejected $1.2B to speedrun $8B valuation (story locked behind engagement wall)
SLOP+ By Jack Zhang (via @wttp3)
Stripe offered to acquire us for $1.2 billion when we had $2M in revenue. Today, we've raised $330M at an $8B valuation and reached $1B ARR. We could've died three times during this journey. This is the story I've never told anyone before:
letter cuts off mid-story; eternal blue-ball moment
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Mormon wives air out the laundry, literally mid-sentence
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Mormon Wives' Demi Responds to Jessi's NSFW Claim About Husband Demi Engemann is letting this secret out. The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star spoke out after her costar Jessi Draper Ngatikaura claimed that Demi's husband Bret Engemann "likes to drink her...