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We all wear the same sunglasses so reality bends to our collective will

We all wear the same sunglasses so reality bends to our collective will

A black and white vintage photograph of a crowd wearing identical white-framed sunglasses, all facing forward with neutral expressions. The image is paired with pseudo-intellectual physics text claiming reality is collectively created in a 'pluriverse,' creating an absurdist juxtaposition between co...

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Everyone's just pretending the dog is a dog and nobody will break character

SLOP+ By The Husky (via @wttp3)

"I'm a dog groomer. Client brings in the same "dog" every month. It's clearly a raccoon. Nobody will acknowledge this. First appointment, January. Woman scheduled a "Pomeranian mix" grooming. Brought in a raccoon. Actual raccoon. In a dog carrier. I stared. "Ma'am, that's" "His name is Biscuit. Jus...

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Everyone's just pretending the dog is a dog and nobody will break character