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Metro discovers women have opinions, frames it as scandalous tabloid fodder
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millennials speedran a cultural substance swap with zero documentation
SLOP+ By Yvng (via @wttp3)
A confused millennial has somehow convinced themselves that their entire generation made a coordinated, unspoken decision to abandon alcohol for weed, as if 80 million people were in a group chat nobody remembers joining. The take conflates personal observation with mass social phenomenon, which is ...
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Metro asks about Gen Z kinks, Twitter becomes a increasingly unhinged sexual suggestion box
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A major UK tabloid posted clickbait about generational sexual preferences and accidentally created a comment thread where strangers competed to be the most sexually explicit and provocative. What started as sarcastic generational ribbing devolved into a cavalcade of crude suggestions and shock-value...
Times discovers cleavage, blames boomers for prudishness
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Parent publicly announces preference for kid's military service over education
A Facebook post from The i paper showing a photo of two young adults (a woman in a purple cardigan and a man in a black sweater) standing together indoors. The post includes a controversial quote expressing parental preference for national service over university education, paired with commentary su...
Disappointed boomer diagnoses entire generation via stream, prescribes fictional self-improvement
SLOP+ By Chris (via @wttp3)
A stream-watcher delivers an unhinged manifesto about how one e-influencer has single-handedly ruined millennials through transactional thinking and body dysmorphia marketing. The rant peaks with the invented concept of 'soulmaxxing' as a cure, making this equal parts genuine concern-trolling and co...
Dad went from Xbox destroyer to gummy goblin, society's weirdest character development
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Blames OnlyFans and Cheetos for fascism, very normal take
SLOP+ By El Reconqristador Ψ§Ψ¨Ω Ψ΄Ψ±Ψ¨Ω (via @wttp3)
My basic assumption is that a population hooked on weed, only fans, oxy, and processed cheese is especially ill-prepared to face down the Nazism that has consumed the US. The unfathomable softness of the American people makes it basically impossible to do the hard things.
old man yells at cloud, blames zoomers for not making prog rock
SLOP+ By actually itβs good (via @wttp3)
It used to be that when a dude had lingering resentment towards his mother, school teachers, etc, he would write a beautiful concept album about it. Those guys are too soft now so they just sit on the computer and post stupid shit and never create anything
1930s jazz musicians couldn't handle 2024 dispensary strains, probably
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lost family history = everyone's an NPC apparently
SLOP+ By King Arthur Fan (via @wttp3)
No one in my family knows anything about the generations before my great grandparents. Also - this is why there are NPCs in my family to this day.
nobody's talking about the real crisis: we're all too busy consuming ai dogshit
SLOP+ By Reggie (via @wttp3)
Very unsettling to think how much AI slop comes out everyday and everyone from children to boomers are just consuming non-stop
