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Metro asks about Gen Z kinks, Twitter becomes a increasingly unhinged sexual suggestion box
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Times discovers cleavage, blames boomers for prudishness
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A major UK broadsheet publishes a thirst-trap photo disguised as body-positivity commentary, complete with a generational hot-take from a critic old enough to be the subject's mother. The post oscillates between genuine social observation and transparent clickbait designed to farm engagement from bo...
Parent publicly announces preference for kid's military service over education
A Facebook post from The i paper showing a photo of two young adults (a woman in a purple cardigan and a man in a black sweater) standing together indoors. The post includes a controversial quote expressing parental preference for national service over university education, paired with commentary su...
Disappointed boomer diagnoses entire generation via stream, prescribes fictional self-improvement
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Dad went from Xbox destroyer to gummy goblin, society's weirdest character development
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Weed really did the biggest cultural 180 from the mid 2000s through today My dad smashed my Xbox 360 with a hammer for finding an eighth in my nightdesk in high school and today heβs eating 20mg gummies and taking 2 hour baths while watching Pink Floyd live in concert videos
Blames OnlyFans and Cheetos for fascism, very normal take
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My basic assumption is that a population hooked on weed, only fans, oxy, and processed cheese is especially ill-prepared to face down the Nazism that has consumed the US. The unfathomable softness of the American people makes it basically impossible to do the hard things.
old man yells at cloud, blames zoomers for not making prog rock
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1930s jazz musicians couldn't handle 2024 dispensary strains, probably
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The weed we have today would have killed a 1930s trumpet player
lost family history = everyone's an NPC apparently
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No one in my family knows anything about the generations before my great grandparents. Also - this is why there are NPCs in my family to this day.
nobody's talking about the real crisis: we're all too busy consuming ai dogshit
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