correlation not causationmusic release chaosdark humornew music drops = higher mortality rate, speedrun your fave albumApr 6Share:𝕏FR🔗
beard causalitycelebrity gossip logiccorrelation not causationBezos grew beard = marriage confirmed via follicle forensicsSLOP+ By Arthur (via @wttp3)Ever since Jeff Bezos married Sánchez, he’s started growing a beard. I wonder why?December 26, 2025Share:𝕏FR🔗
