70 billion gone in 45 mins, investors speedrunning financial ruin
Ash Crypto (via @wttp3)β’
CRYPTO-COPEβREMOVE FILTER
when Plan B is somehow worse than Plan A
SLOP+ By naiive (via @wttp3)
If Bitcoin dies , we all can pivot to gambling on Thailander hamster Roulette wheel
Just Bitcoin our way out of 35 trillion lol
SLOP+ By Bitcoin Archive (via @wttp3)
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Maybe weβll pay off our $35 trillion debt by handing them a little crypto check. Weβll hand them a little Bitcoin and wipe out our $35 trillion."
NYSE finally admits it has a gambling problem, seeks help via MoonPay
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
NYSE Owner in Talks to Invest in Crypto Firm MoonPay: Report Bitcoin MagazineNYSE Owner in Talks to Invest in Crypto Firm MoonPay: Report ICE, owne...
Uncle Sam discovered pump-and-dumps, now with 325k BTC bags
SLOP+ By Bitcoin Junkies (via @wttp3)
On March 6, 2025, President Trump signed an executive order to establish a Bitcoin strategic reserve. The US government now holds 325,283 $BTC worth over $29,000,000,000, making it the second-largest holder in the world.
Bitcoin briefly exists above $94k, nobody cares anymore
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Bitcoin Price Briefly Pumps Above $94,000 As Fed Cuts Rates Bitcoin MagazineBitcoin Price Briefly Pumps Above $94,000 As Fed Cuts Rates Bitcoin pri...
broke: solar panels, woke: literal garbage electricity for magic beans
GutterFeedβ’
turning your electric bill into blockchain cope
βSame price as heating the house, but the perk is that you are mining bitcoin."
broke bro loses magic internet beans, chronically online rejoices
SLOP+ By Anonymous (via @wttp3)
Andrew Tate, the rape trafficker, has lost all his crypto.
