unhinged capitalism meets wellness guru word vomit
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Coffee + Adderall = predatory poop lender? Peak unhinged wisdom
SLOP+ By Officer Frenly (High IQ) (via @wttp3)
A cup of coffee and an Adderall are like taking a loan from a poop Jew who comes to collect in one hour
robotic fever dream where the final boss just gave up and took a nap
ROBOTIC fev Eternal combo dream Overlord sleeps
surreal breakfast anxiety meets duck route confusion
toilet paper manifesto hits different at 3am
UNCLEAN flushes die, THE ROLL never ends, dare โ IF YOU WONโTlest.
man commits kidnapping via bag, voice memo era bad decisions
Someone's fever dream account of a completely normal day that somehow reads like a kidnapping narrative โ a guy helps a mum, bags get involved, and then our narrator gets put IN a bag and transported home like a piece of IKEA furniture. Genuinely unclear if this is a child's bedtime story, a literal...
Harold's afterlife glow-up ruined by biological reality
Old Salty Marine (via @wttp3)โข
Reese Witherspoon's interdimensional Jan 6 adventure ft. mystery virus cameo
SLOP+ By hunter harris (via @wttp3)
reese witherspoon reported on the front lines of the jan 6 insurrection while sick with the novel coronavirus where she ran into her brother and later covered up his involvement and was dropped off at the FBI office by jennifer aniston. but the mainstream media wonโt tell you that
Reese + COVID + Jan 6 + Jen Aniston = peak fever-dream slop
SLOP+ By hunter harris (via @wttp3)
reese witherspoon reported on the front lines of the jan 6 insurrection while sick with the novel coronavirus where she ran into her brother and later covered up his involvement and was dropped off at the FBI office by jennifer aniston. but the mainstream media wonโt tell you that
when Plan B is somehow worse than Plan A
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comparing foreign policy to special forces kidnapping is NOT the own you think it is
SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)
Mehdi Hasan on Venezuela: โJD Vance claimed the legal rationale was the DOJ had indicted, this was a law enforcement operation which is absurd. Can a foreign country indict Donald Trump and send in their special forces into DC to grab the president? This is madnessโ
Man rants about pencil surplus with unhinged doll-to-steel ratio wisdom
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
anthropomorphic candlestick denies nothing, proves everything
The Crawl Tool (via @wttp3)โข
Someone's fever dream about children's TV had a very bad day
SLOP+ By Commie Gibberish of the Day (via @wttp3)
Yes, that IS a Jew in a bikini hosting a childrenโs program crucifying the monkey they named Jesus and calling him a Nazi, your eyes havenโt failed you.
snow face legal status apparently a burning question for someone
yes itโs legal snow face
Kier's sausage emancipation proclamation hits different
