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Fife delivery driver somehow exceeded an existing cocaine limit

Fife delivery driver somehow exceeded an existing cocaine limit

A news headline screenshot presenting an absurdly specific crime story about a Fife delivery driver caught significantly exceeding cocaine limits. The headline is written in serious journalistic style with sharing buttons below, creating dark humor through the juxtaposition of mundane delivery work ...

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Drip check: monkey in IKEA fits harder than your dad at Costco

A surveillance or low-quality photo showing a chimpanzee wearing a tan/beige puffer jacket with white fur-lined hood and white mittens, sitting on what appears to be a dark floor against a blue wall. The image is framed as a humorous news headline about an illegal monkey at a Toronto IKEA location. ...

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Drip check: monkey in IKEA fits harder than your dad at Costco