Frog juice detox: not recommended by any legitimate amphibian
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capitalism speedrun: industry fails, workers perish, vibes only
DarwinAwardβs cryβ industry standart fails, survibal slides.
huffing fire extinguishers: when natural selection meets TikTok
SLOP+ By Disprin (via @wttp3)
Gauteng teenagers discovered that inhaling CO2 from fire extinguishers gets you high, because apparently supervised activities and basic risk assessment are too mainstream. The second sentence reads like a Reddit comment from someone who thinks they're comedically brutal but is just describing Darwi...
Friend speedran mesothelioma at a house party
ICE agents speedrun natural selection in enclosed space
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: A van full of ICE agents in Chicago reportedly gave themselves carbon monoxide poisoning by idling too long in a garage while waiting for a Hispanic-looking person to walk by so they could jump out and abduct him or her.
man becomes lion's lunch after refusing to touch grass
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Man is mauled to death by lioness at zoo after climbing into enclosure in front of horrified visitors GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING: The victim slipped into the big cat's pen in a shocking repeat of earlier attempts to get close to lions as part of his obsession with becoming a trainer.
Removed safety feature, shocked when physics happened
SLOP+ By felix1429
Normally it wouldn't, but the dude disabled the safeguard keeping that component from getting too hot and then got surprised when it failed on him.