GLOOB and TZELOUS walk into a fever dream, nobody laughs



A chaotic parody newspaper headline styled like tabloid media, featuring intentionally garbled text and a beach scene background. The design mimics sensationalist news layouts with bold yellow and black typography, nonsensical phrases, and absurdist messaging about 'Bad-Tim Blight' and incomprehensi...
My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lesson...
