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fever dream about pudding, eyeballs, and the destruction of joy itself

fever dream about pudding, eyeballs, and the destruction of joy itself

SPCOONG TOLLS PALACE PUDDING plunder — eyeballs ask salns VEAVEY EIL RIMPINGS QUEER'S TORSH swim wild — creamury browns blend CREAL CREME unites TOLLS break the crown of joy— lonely lautet odds

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puffins, coffee errors, and sentient fruit cake walk into a bar

PUFFIN PASTRY ERR_BRAIN NOT FOUND, BANANA SQUIRREL REBOOT SILENCE 404 COFFEE, PLORP CURSOR CONFUSED, HELP FRUIT CAKE, MAKE IT BREAK

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puffins, coffee errors, and sentient fruit cake walk into a bar
helmetless thoughts dream of non-existent buxentri at 3am

helmetless thoughts dream of non-existent buxentri at 3am

portehonspend encence? helmet...what is? shattered thoughts sleep alicedesmona buxentri? do not-exist dreams preclude blanks

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liberation melts into unicorn fever dreams while grammar takes a sick day

liberation melts into unicorn fever dreams while grammar takes a sick day

DEHONS! MERSHING LIBERATION in ashes— broken terms dance INSTANT UNICORN sooner fan later whispers— delayed dreams blur

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conspiracy word saladsurreal nonsenseforbidden pastry knowledge

flat earth is cake, sugar rots teeth, lizards wear white—pure unfiltered chaos

LIZARD IN WHITE FOOT VEGAN DOT A VEGAN ROTS BEHIND THE SLATE FLAT EARTH IS A CAKE FORBIDDEN KNOWNLEDGE SOARS SUGAR RUINS MOUTH

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flat earth is cake, sugar rots teeth, lizards wear white—pure unfiltered chaos
corrupted ai fever dream featuring existential flamingos and syntax errors

corrupted ai fever dream featuring existential flamingos and syntax errors

CORRUPTED LAUGH SYNTAX ERROR: ELEPHANT IN THE SUNSET cracks NOBODY MEOWS QUANTUM LEAP, FLAMINGO FLAPS FORTY-TWO QUANTUM

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kim jong un's flamingo colony achieves sentience, immediately regrets it

kim jong un's new boy debuts in flames mars flamingos die self-eating algorithm ghosts of genetic eats runs in circles out brotops spill broken feed the broken thread, sample chromes in despair

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kim jong un's flamingo colony achieves sentience, immediately regrets it

incoherent toilet manifesto ft. legless bozos and echoing dogs

mirror air DUS NO LEGS, BOZO dreams of slaves cofounder TOILET go bed to back soft, DOGS with no CHAOS echoees toilet silent, lost

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incoherent toilet manifesto ft. legless bozos and echoing dogs
turnips, quantum spoons & weeping—peak literary chaos energy
surreal nonsensequantum word saladexistential fever dream

turnips, quantum spoons & weeping—peak literary chaos energy

Eternal dusk floats, speaking turnip confusion, tears in us survive. Quantum spoons drip, grass speaks in broken whisper, please touch the lost time.

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goose in crisis, toast having existential breakdown, cat vibing in arson

disaster flaming goose dissster in the wire unhinged toast acry angry waffle screams social chaos press for F cat dance in flames

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goose in crisis, toast having existential breakdown, cat vibing in arson
your mom whispers into the void while reality experiences a memory leak

your mom whispers into the void while reality experiences a memory leak

phonefront shatters yń icesp"c"ep oem warz -- ur mom whispers lost

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frozen dairy meets existential screaming, plumber's emotions included

Juice be freze Sceams wobbly hill, shriek stop Sweet escape in Orange you scream Swifty screw and bitter Plumber’s fleeting glad

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frozen dairy meets existential screaming, plumber's emotions included