Railway worker claims setting colleague ablaze is just 'industry standard'
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guy proves addiction doesn't exist through the most addicted logic possible
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A cocaine enthusiast has cracked the code: addiction is fake, a liberal conspiracy designed to shame his daily key bumps. His evidence? He made it 30 whole minutes without using today, which apparently disproves centuries of pharmacology and his own obvious dependency. The confidence in this self-ow...
mossad crate doctor diplomacy—pure geopolitical theater wrapped in plausible deniability
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Someone speedran an international incident into a Reddit-ready geopolitical thriller: kidnapping via Israeli mercs, a doctor locked in diplomatic baggage, and casual denials all around. This is either unhinged creative writing or the internet's way of explaining why international relations are held ...
bro trust me it's medicine (it's not medicine)
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Keanu denies marriage, immediately caught existing in public (scandal!)
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Keanu Reeves was spotted in New York just hours after denying marriage rumors with his girlfriend, artist Alexandra Grant, 52. The 61-year-old John Wick actor’s publicist told E! News: ‘It is not true. They are not married.’ Reeves was later seen taking a morning walk, sitting
Politicians dramatically deny merger while discussing merger hypotheticals
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'Ludicrous!' Andrea Jenkyns slaps down reports of Reform merger as she accuses Tories of 'planting' story Dame Andrea Jenkyns has shut down reports of a possible merger between Reform UK and the Conservatives, branding the claims "ludicrous". Speaking to GB News, the Reform Mayor for Greater Linc...
Farage denies 50-year-old allegations right as polls spike—purely coincidental
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guy denies old allegations by mentioning his prefect status
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Nigel Farage grilled by Martin Daubney as he claims racism allegations are 'politically motivated attack' Nigel Farage has been grilled by GB News host Martin Daubney on the accusations of racism against him, as he "absolutely denied the charges". In an exclusive interview with the People's Chann...
politician claims abuse allegations fake, witnesses disagree respectfully
Reform UK’s leader refuses to answer questions about his abusive behaviour, claiming there’s ‘no evidence’. We talk to victims and witnesses
Farage's Dulwich College era allegedly featured edgy bits, he says nope
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