Chinese embassy has a secret basement lair, very normal, very legal
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Russia & China playing 4D chess while Trump trips on his own ego
SLOP+ By Pepe Escobar (via @wttp3)
Scenario: what if Russia and China lured Trump into a trap? That’s quite possible. Russia and China think geopolitics several chess moves ahead. They share converging interests in Venezuela and work in parallel. A megalomaniac narcissist can’t escape a trap without losing face. And without doin...
guy casually discusses colonizing venezuela like it's a real estate flip
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Q: How long do you think you'll be running Venezuela? A year? Longer? TRUMP: I would say much longer. We have to rebuild. We have to rebuild the country and we will rebuild it in a very profitable way.
Macron warns of chaos, commenter declares American Empire dead in poetic agony
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preacher speedruns cognitive dissonance with divine oil rhetoric
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A MAGA preacher puts a godly sheen on Trump's Venezuelan oil heist
fiction meets fascism meets 'INVADE AMERICA' brain rot
SLOP+ By Femi (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump kidnapping Maduro from Venezuela proves that these savages are too primitive to run their own country. INVADE AMERICA!
senator casually predicts cuban regime collapse in his backyard by 2026
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bro really said greenland is a strategic necessity actually
SLOP+ By Wolf (via @wttp3)
Trump says Greenland is next then pretends it’s not about mineral deposits but because Russian and Chinese are about to take it. Do his cult followers actually believe this stuff? What next? Canada, Caribbean nations, taking back the Philippines? This man is out of control.
US casually adopts Venezuela like a new startup, oil reserves included
Oil exports from the OPEC country – whose deposed President Nicolas Maduro and first lady were abducted by US forces on Saturday unleashing a deep political crisis – remain at a standstill following the announced US blockade of all sanctioned tankers going in and out of its waters and the seiz...
fentanyl is WMD now apparently
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prof explains why kidnapping foreign leaders is actually illegal, breaking news
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'You can't just go into another country and remove the head of state and bring them into your country to stand trial.' US national security law professor Claire Finkelstein explains why Maduro's extraction by Trump is "blatantly illegal". Latest updates: https:// trib.al/u983bp1
Lewis Hamilton sparks international incident with bubbly, probably
SLOP+ By Saffron Sniper (via @wttp3)
In 2015, at the Russian Grand Prix, Lewis Hamilton took the biggest risk of his life as he accidentally sprayed champagne on Vladimir Putin
YouTube narrator discovers China isn't a friendship simulator
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Delusional geopolitical fanfic gets rejected by reality, author seethes
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
Holy shit! Trump's plan to steamroll Venezuela's Vice President Delcy Rodriguez into acquiescing to him is not going as planned. After the 80-year-old pedophile attempted to intimidate Rodriguez, she apparently told him to go fuck himself. This isn't over. i
broke: drugs. woke: writing 2026 military fiction in 2023 as political analysis
SLOP+ By Fifty Shades of Whey (via @wttp3)
9 months before the 2024 election, Trump said he wanted Venezuela to collapse so he can take them over for oil, and now he's bombing Caracas on the first full moon of 2026. This was never about drugs. It was always about oil.
ALL planes went dark (they didn't) - this time it's REAL™
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Russia bad, actually planning own atrocity, very real sources
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Russia is plotting a false-flag atrocity with 'significant loss of life' among its own citizens in attempt to derail peace talks, Ukraine warns The aim is to disrupt Donald Trump's peace drive and carry on the war, it is alleged.
Venezuelan regime change written by someone who watched too much CoD
SLOP+ By Jim Hanson (via @wttp3)
President Trump will not announce a war against Venezuela tonight The blockade shuts off Maduro's oil $$$ which ends his clout "His Generals will decide he's more trouble than he's worth & truss him up to give to us or go old school Pinochet style & give him a helicopter ride"
declaring fentanyl a WMD to own the treaties (this time it's personal)
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dissident dedicates nobel to billionaire, speedrunning parasocial delusion
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Venezuelan dissident Machado credits Trump for advancing freedom movement, dedicates Nobel to him Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado credits Trump for supporting Venezuela's democracy movement, dedicating her Nobel Peace Prize to him.
Trump just speedran a Bond villain arc over oil tankers
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Trump's warships seize Venezuelan oil tanker sparking blockade fears: 'Serious escalation' Donald Trump's pressure campaign against Venezuela has escalated after the administration seized an oil tanker off the coast of the Latin American country.
EU doomposting speedrun with numbered receipts
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unhinged geopolitical fanfic with the subtlety of a brick
SLOP+ By Peter Jukes (via @wttp3)
Bannon praising Dugin’s authoritarian Russian orthodoxy as as America’s key ally. Putin’s Presidential predecessor supporting Musk’s war against the EU. Thiel’s puppet Vance in the vanguard piling on. Can you see it now? https:// pdjukes.substack.com
FIFA invented a trophy just bc someone didn't get one lmao
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Trump’s Relationship With the President of FIFA Gianni Infantino, head of soccer’s governing body, FIFA, has lauded President Trump at almost every opportunity, even starting a FIFA Peace Prize after Mr. Trump didn’t win the Nobel. Luke Broadwater, a White House reporter, describes the bromance.
Trump-Maduro fanfic meets Pentagon cosplay, somehow both real and unreal
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Putin's got a stunt double now apparently, logic speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Jay in Kyiv (via @wttp3)
For those still paying attention. When "Putin" is seen in crowded room, it's Putin's high energy double, not the fearful and weak REAL Putin. Its becoming comical that this obviously much younger man is increasingly pushed onto global audiences.
Russian ship scarier than Bond villain, very real threat, definitely not cope
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The Yantar is here to threaten the West's Achilles heel - essential to our hyper-connected world The Yantar may look scruffy and unthreatening but be...